Worst Knock-knock Joke Of All Time

Worst Knock-knock Joke Of All Time

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[Worst Knock-knock Joke Of All Time]

Now, Gregg, you have some interesting career plans. Tell us about your career plans?

[Gregg Gethard:] Source: LYBIO.net
Yeah, I’d like to be either a stand-up comedian or a Baseball Manager.

Stand-up comedian or a Baseball Manager. Now, wait. Come right up here. ‘Cause they just don’t want you to talk into the microphone quite that closely. It’s on. Its working fine, you’re okay. So, you want to be a stand-up comedian. Tell me, what kind of jokes do you do?

[Gregg Gethard:]
Well, um, I make phony phone calls to 1-800 numbers…

Yeah.

[Gregg Gethard:]
I make – I make fake surveys and go to random people who I don’t know, and um, I tell them knock-knock jokes.

You tell them knock-knock jokes. You can tell he’s a comedian by the way he’s working that microphone, you guys. Yeah, you can just stand right up there, Gregg. It’s cool. Just stand right there. That’s cool the way it is. You tell knock-knock jokes.

[Gregg Gethard:]
Yeah.

Would you guys like to hear a knock-knock joke by any chance?

Yeah!

Okay, Gregory, lay one on us. Let’s hear it.

[Gregg Gethard:]
Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

[Gregg Gethard:]
Humpty.

Humpty who?

[Gregg Gethard:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
They call me Humpty, with… I say it with an “-umpty”! I really am kind of funky!

Gregg, ladies and gentlemen! Come on! Come on. Tough, tough crowd.

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