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[Thoughts & Prayers App Commercial]
Are you feeling sad and overwhelmed by the state of the world? Do you also like drawing attention to yourself with the least amount of effort possible? Then we have the app for you!
Introducing TP, the Thoughts & Prayers app.
Awesome! How does it work?
Just download it to your phone, then once a tragic event occurs somewhere in the world TP will post thoughts and prayers on your behalf for all of your friends and family to see.
Cool. There’s been a mass stabbing in New York and my thoughts and prayers were automatically posted. I feel like a better person and I didn’t have to do anything.
And you’ll never have to again. Forget about cumbersome donations or boring policy changes. With TP screaming into the void has never been easier or better for your ego.
Now it seems like everyone is sharing their thoughts and prayers, but I want to show that mine are more important. How can we do that?
You can sign up for TP Premium at $.39.99 a month. For the price of a mere 5,200 pokecoins, TP Premium will shoot your post to the top of social media feeds and post your thoughts and prayers first before anyone else’s.
Wow! I can’t wait for the next school shooting.
And neither can we, because TP Premium also gives each of your posts an automatic 1,000 likes.
Finally a way to help that also helps me.
[Woman:] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey! There was a bombing in Turkey but TP didn’t post for me. What happened?
Stuff like that happens all the time in those countries, we want to pay attention to important civilized places, plus you and your friends don’t even know where Turkey is.
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