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[ThisIsHorosho – Грёбаный бургер! ^j^ [Freakin’ Burger!]]
[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
Sup, I’m Stas Davidov!
And the first vid was sent by…
Oh, right, I had a haircut.
And the first vid was sent by Forzi.
And it all starts with the innocent “Denis, snap me!”
Hey, first of all you’re not Denis, second – go screw yourself.
So yeah, all starts with the innocent “Denis, snap me!”and nothing pointed to trouble.
– Denis, snap me will ya?
– Get closer, yeah!
– Yeah-yeah, get even closer, I’ll snap you!
– Over there!
No, I mean nothing pointed to trouble for this woman [something could go wrong?]
Every normal person would have at least some doubts looking at those micro tsunami.
So the result doesn’t make us wait [Don’t wait for me! Result Jackson]
– Damn, it’s gonna be one helluva picture!
[On a freakin’ wave]
Nice flush!
Wow, someone huge just cannon-balled into the sea!
So, how’s the water?
I wonder, was she taken by Poseidon?
– Damn, it’s gonna be one helluva picture!
[DAN PAYNE]
My name is Denis.
It’s been 15 years since i started throwing bricks in the sea to smash the face of that monster that took my woman.
No worries, she’s still there.
Everyone hyena and lived happily ever after.
[I already walked mine]
Question time! How many photographers do you need to help one wet woman?
Ah who cares, they ain’t gonna help anyway.
Oh, what a shot what a shot!
All of them are a bit out of it.
Woman was walking to her death and no one was there to stop her.
Denis, snap me here, next to this meteor falling into an erupting volcano.
– Yeah-yeah, get even closer, I’ll snap you!
Over there!
Some are becoming photographers to look at naked women.
Denis took the camera in his hands to kill.
– Denis, snap me will ya?
– Damn, it’s gonna be one helluva picture!
[time to say “cheese” >D ]
And this is Horosho!
Second vid is really boring.
I didn’t get it, how did it get 400.000 views in a week?
Nothing’s happening!
Just your regular library, no one’s making any noise.
Wait a sec, I think I got it.
[call an ambulance, eh XP ]
Oh, you’re talking about this! [cap’n tolerance]
Pff, big deal. I looked the same when i beat the first Half-Life.
Also i was rolling on the floor drooling.
Wait, it’s a library. They read books there! [nokiddin’?!]
Well, now we know how a person who read “War and Piece” in one go looks like [i feel you]
And who knows who he’s got under the table, if you catch my drift.
Or maybe she’s Skyping with her relatives. And they gathered around the fire.
[Truly happy is the one who is happy at home. L.N.Tolstoy CAP]
Voodoo rituals using your FB avatar!
Call now and you won’t be disappointed.
Waaaait, she’s a woman! [suddenly! %))]
Everything can be explained with these 3 letters!
PMS
And this is Horosho!
No but really, she’s just watching a fave OMV.
Also if you manage to recognize the vid she’s watching – write in the comments, coz i can’t make it out.
Due to recent events those last two videos were my last.
I have nothing more to do in reviews.
I… am leaving.
[i am tired]
I have no more strength to fight with a more successful competition.
Hello my dear friends.
Today we review Ciabatta Beef.
So.
That’s the package it’s in.
Like your regular hamburger.
Pretty cool.
Touching it you can feel something soft.
Ok, now wait. This moment you have to watch without a video.
Turn on your wild imagination!
So you go out at night barefoot…
Touching it you can feel something soft.
And this vid was sent by MrLimboway.
I guess you all realized that you won’t get rid of me that easily [damn >.< ]
Coz I like you [like a 100$]
So let's get back to this revolution in reviews.
Yeah, and when you will buy Ciabatta Beef of other products in McDonald's
Take napkins.
Coz without napkins it's no good.
Yeah, really, it's no good guys [rly]
Damn, reviewing a freakin' burger from McD. It's as hopeless as...
...as your GF in bed.
Although wait.
You don't have a GF.
But in reality it's as hopeless as reviewing a review on a freakin' burger. In reality.
[Recursion O_o]
But you gotta admit - this guy's incredible.
Let's open it.
[video glutton]
That's how it's opened.
Very easy.
And you can see on the spot that it... has cheese.
Coz it's all stuck.
This is one McD paid schoolie! [successful businessman]
Let's start from the top.
There's the regular bread.
Onions, ketchup and cheese.
Okay, let's skip the insides review of this bread.
[blood, guts ^^]
Coz after you developed a healthy appetite starts the most awaited part.
So let's taste it.
Yeah yeah, let's finally taste it! [YESYESYES]
You little freak, why the f*uck are you eating it?! [rage]
Why the f*ck are YOU eating my freakin' burger!? [anger]
A ALSO WANNA TRY IT! [HATE!!!]
Tastes quite... tasty actually.
I know that it's tasty! GIVE ME BACK MY BURGER! [my precious!!! O_o]
Well, subscribe to my channel, click "like".
You ass, I will not only subscribe but also find out where you live [via IP] and I will get my freakin' burger from you.
Hope you'd use up all your toilet paper after this burger!
[Couldn't have said it better myself]
Touching it you can feel something soft.
BTW, this guy has another McD review [real pro]
He it is, quite heavy, wrapped in this lavash.
I think he's really waiting for your
When's the new episode?
What's the song on the 2nd minute?
Where's Nastenyka?
Well, you know what I'm talking about.
And this is Horosho.
This episode contained another CDKEY for Diablo III Beta. Who activated it - good job.
7 left.
And the question was sent to us by PingvinPasta.
PingvinPasta, to get your T-shirt please check your YouTube inbox.
And what do you think about the law against cloning?
What do you think about the law against cloning?
Leave your interesting comments here on Youtube!
That’s all folks, I’m Stas Davidov. Subscribe, click “like†and send your videos here [thisishorosho.ru] to the “Ðа Обзор†section.
So, why does the head gets stuck?
Imagine how tough it is for Arnold from Hey Arnold cartoon.
Head is stuck coz the clothes are made by small Chinese children with their small Chinese hands.
One head's good, two heads get stuck :}
Girl, you're doing it wrong. Socks go on the FEET. F E E T FEET
If you oil the ears ... sweater will slide off itself 😀
[T-shirts here:]
Let's unwrap it.
Touching it you can feel something soft.
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