Bill Maher – America’s Syria Policy Makes Us Look Like George Zimmerman. We’re just bombing. Please, don’t get up. Just bombing. No boots on the ground. No, a little light bombing, we’ll be out of your hair in a week.
Stephen Moore – Zachary Kopplin – Snail Logic. I’m not a scientist, but I know that we don’t need to spend taxpayer dollars that on Snail Research. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.
Bill Maher – Warns Voters – If You Elect Romney. If the Mittmobile does roll into Washington, it’ll be towing behind it the whole anti-intellectual, anti-science freak show. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.
Christine O’Donnell – On Evolution. he point I wanna make is the stuff from the witch last week was silly, who cares what you did in high-school that you dabbled in witchcraft. But this, somebody that could be in the Senate, who thinks that mice have human brains, and doesn’t understand that, oh, my god, that monkeys don’t evolve in this time it would take to watch them. It takes, you know, why don’t monkeys turn into humans? Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Christine O’Donnell – On Evolution.
Jay Leno – President Obama – White House Correspondents – Dinner. America people will now get the same Health benefits that members of Congress get and of course that’s great. How about some of the other perks – the free travel – those envelopes with the cash in them – how about some of that – uh, uh, – get out of jail free card – why can’t we get that. Of course Osama bin Laden is releasing tapes blaming the United States about global warming. You know I think he’s run out of ideas! Huh? Even the United States blames The United States for global warming. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text For Jay Leno – President Obama – White House Correspondents – Dinner.