Tim Tebow SNL Skit Saturday Night Live. So Jesus spends his time helping people win football games? [Jesus]: Well you know, here’s the thing, I just go where people call me the most, nowadays that’s a lot of football games. Ah, also the country music awards. You know, I decide all those. Ah, I’m right there at any black event where food is served.Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.