The Onion – The Power Of Selling Out: Your Customers As Political Capital. I started a photo sharing site called Ripple.
The Onion – Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine. The head ripping off machine doesn’t require an operator to flip a switch because it automatically kills anyone who sits in its chair.
The Onion – How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge. Our guest says don’t give into road rage, stay calm behind the wheel and coolly plot your revenge.
The Onion – George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him. George W. Bush may be retired from politics, but he is keeping busy with his new hobby of painting.
The Onion – Should We Do More To Reduce Violence In Our Dreams. Now I have a recurring dream where I kill each one of you with a hack saw.
The Onion – Teens Migrating From Facebook To Comments Section Of Slow-Motion Deer Video. It’s just where all my friends are. I check under the deer to see funny pictures my friends are posting or to see if anyone’s throwing a party. News Transcript
New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You’re High And You Will Be Stoned Forever. Your parents know you’re high. Your friends know you’re high, strangers on the street know you’re high. News And Politics Transcript.