Derek Anderson – Press Conference Interview. Iâ€™m just telling you, right now, what I do every single week. Every single week, I put my freaking heart and soul into this. I study my ass off. I donâ€™t go out there and laugh. Itâ€™s not funny. Nothingâ€™s funny to me. I donâ€™t want to go out there and get embarrassed on Monday Night Football in front of everybody. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.