Stephen Learns How To Swim – Greatest Freak Out Ever. [Dad]: Oh, god, man these kids what – what do you wanna do? Go play on the computer? Is that what you wanna do? [Stephan]: Ya, pretty much! [Dad]: Play on the computer all god damn day. [Stephan]: Ya, the computer can’t kill me. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.