Sesame Street – Cookie Monster Auditions For Saturday Night Live. Me got to check focus, ah, who care about focus! [clears throat] â€œHello, Me Cookie Monster,â€ Me know, many of your think about me as cookie eating fanatic bordering on Gluten. Actually, we prefer the term cookie-enthusiast. Ya, but there are more to me than that. Yah, and me want to show the world. So me think that the time to branch out beyond me cookie eating career. Ya, me ready for next logical step, hosting Saturday Night Live! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Sesame Street – Cookie Monster Auditions For Saturday Night Live.