Re: @OldSpice – Old Spice Parody – Tobuscus. Hello, Ladies! I’m not the man your man could smell like. Well, technically that description could also be applied to me. But I’m not a technician. Or a farmer. Despite the tan. I’m simply a man whose scent is vaguely reminiscent of the man your man could smell like. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.