Timothy DeLaGhetto – Old Spice Guy Parody. Hello, Ladies, now take a look at the old spice guy and now take a look at me! Now back to the Old Spice Guy, now back at me! True he may be taller and his muscles may be larger and more defined. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Timothy DeLaGhetto – Old Spice Guy Parody.