Ray William Johnson – Drifting. Alright, I got something interesting for you. You guys know those long Trough Urinals at the state fair. Like this one that dude is standing in on, right there. So in order to win a $60.00 dollar bet, (the same price as a new video game) he’s got – you know what? Just watch! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.