Ray William Johnson – Greatest Man On The Internet. As creepy as this bird is, people are telling me this video is fake, which makes sense cause that bird kind of like that Microsoft text-to-speech program. Don’t he? [Raven]: Waka – Waka – Waka Nevermore. [Ray William Johnson]: Either that or he was raised by Fozzy Bear! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Ray William Johnson – Greatest Man On The Internet.