Charlie Sheen – Dog Speed Message. Here is my unwanted guest list. The names slightly altered to keep their stench from polluting my magic daiquiri. Or even worse, stealing my favorite pony. A pony named Steve. Stay tuned good soldiers, Iâ€™ll see you all very soon on the battlefield. Dog speed. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text To Sheen’s Korner’ Episode Four: Charlie Sheen.