Jeff Dunham – Achmed The Dead Terrorist. [Achmed]: Ok. Knock-knock. [Jeff Dunham]: Who’s there? [Achmed]: Me. I kill you. [Jeff Dunham]: So look, as a suicide-bomber have you had a training? [Achmed]: Of course we have the suicide-bomber training camp. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text To Achmed The Dead Terrorist.