Simon And Martina – 2PM Hands Up – Kpop Music Mondays
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[Simon And Martina – 2PM Hands Up – Kpop Music Mondays]
[Simon] Source: LYBIO.net
This week’s Music Monday is the getting slizzered like a wizard drinking lizard in a blizzard edition with 2PM’s “Hands Up”
[Martina]
Uhh! What does that even mean Simon?
[Simon]
Don’t worry about this girl! I got it under control!
[music]
[Martina] Source: LYBIO.net
Ok, so I’m really pleased with this comeback song. 2PM’s had a really rough year, and in turn they released a lot of sad songs. This is like that uplifting turnaround song that they really needed Oh YEAH! And let’s not forget to mention that they are looking super HAWT Did I say super hot? I meant to say they’re looking super PIMPIIIN with their amazing LED robot vests and LED robot gloves. Did I say Super Hot and Pimpin? That’s not what I meant at all. I meant to say that they’re looking super
[Simon]
DRUNK.
[Martina]
Yeah, they do look a little drunk.
[Simon]
Very drunk! Seriously, I’m surprised that these guys could stand, let alone dance at the end of the video.
Didn’t they start drinking at like, early afternoon? On a plane, on a boat, in a limo, and then at a club? Let’s be honest, there are plenty of moments in this video that make it look like they’re pretty cooked.
Taecyeon: did you just punch a horse in the face? because I’m pretty sure there’s a human face under that horse’s face. and thus you just punched a human in the face. Alright, you’re cut off buddy. No more drinks for you. PUT YO DRINK DOWN PUT YO DRINK DOWN PPPPPP
[Martina]
Anyways, I found the beginning of this video which doesn’t really do anything except show how super rich they are quite amusing in comparison to their debut. You remember their debut? 10 points out of 10? You know, where they’re really really poor and they work as bellboys at a really super rich hotel and they spend the entire video ogling rich people as they walk by.
[Simon]
And by “rich people” I think you mean to say “G.Na’s boobs” BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
[Martina]
Now, I know a lot of people have been comparing this video to GD&TOP’s “High High” video, but it seems like the comparisons are a little bit unfair. Yes, I know there seem to be some similarities, with like the leather jackets and the VIP drinking and the hands up in the air, right? Ok, I know that. But, it’s kindof unfair, because a club, like, you can’t really do anything else in a club but dance and drink and throw your hands up in the air, right? I mean, come on, let’s be honest: this is a club video. Have you ever really seen any video in a club that’s any different? Unless…
[F-Art promo music. Buy the album when it drops WORLDWIDE!]
Put your hands down put your hands down SSSSS SHUT Up Stop dancing now, just sit down, and be quiet.
[background] Source: LYBIO.net
Good job guise!
[Martina]
Yeah! You’re really well behaved! Would you like some more milk?
[Rapper]
Yes, milk is delicious.
[Martina]
This is our club milk. For the clubs. High quality.
AH YEAH! IT’S TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED! When I say nothing, you also say nothing
Nothing
NOTHING!
Nothing.
NOTHING!
[Martina]
Very good job guise! You’re really well behaved!
YOU SUCK!
WHA? YOU SUCK! OH!
[Martina]
Yeah, that video concept might not go over very well.
[Simon] Source: LYBIO.net
There was, however, one big difference between 2PM’s and GD&TOP’s video: namely, the club atmosphere. GD&TOP’s video seemed like it was filmed in a bustling club You’ve got bouncers holding the girls back people are taking videos of top with their cellphones, and it looks like people are really dancing. In comparison, 2PM’s video really looks like a planned music video. I mean, there are a couple of busy scenes, but for the most part, the club is really pretty dead. There are, like, ten extras in the video all unenthusiastically dancing in the back, except for that one guy, who’s like dancing and jittering and taking his jacket off, and I’m pretty sure he starts screaming about ants being all over his body. I think he might be OD’ing on something. And then 2PM has the entire center of the dance floor to themselves. If you ask me, that’s a really lame club. Unless it’s some super-exclusive rich club that we have no idea about.
AH YEAH GIRL! We were on a boat! We were on a plane! We played golf! Now for some rich people club! Let’s do it! Let’s do this!
[awkward silence.]
LET’S PARTY YEAAAHHHH! WOOT WOOT!
[Martina]
Rich people are, like, old.
[Simon]
We should try that club on Flaxton St.
[Martina]
Ok let’s go.
[Simon]
Moving on to one of my favorite scenes, I really like it when that girl acts like the Terminator and hones in on one of the guys and walks towards him. I don’t know about you, but I think he looks REEEEALLY uncomfortable with that girl dancing with him. Se walks up to him all sexy and serious and then starts touching his chest and he’s all like AHHHH! A GIRL! Look here bruh. You’re doin it wrong. Next time you got a girl walk up to you, Just roll down that sexy window, Let her know who’s boss.
[music]
[Martina] Source: LYBIO.net
Now the dance to this video is pretty simple and basic, I mean, if you can’t follow it, then you probably just weren’t meant for this world, It’s such a modern and simple dance. It screams “Put your hands up, and shake them around with me!” Ah…erp…I’m sorry what…is that…is that finger snapping I see? Good old fashioned finger snapping? Is that a finger snapping sexy congo line, if you will? I don’t know about you, but finger snapping isn’t really cool anymore. In fact, it hasn’t really been cool for the past 60 years. But, you know, 2PM is really into bringing back old school dances like, you know, the shuffle step and stuff. I wonder what they might do next.
[Awesome dance music]
[awesomer Music Monday Music]
[Simon]
As for the English of the song, we give this a 4.999999 out of 5. Why? Because I don’t like stuttering. PPPPP Please finish your sentence. There’s a tiny scattering of English in the song apart from the put your hands up and put your drinks up and everything’s perfect, I’d just like it if they said “Put your hands up OR your drinks up” Because if you do both at the same time, it’s gonna get a little bit messy.
AH YEAH GIRL THAT’S MY SONG! PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND PUT YOUR DRINKS UP.
splash
[Simon]
Oh God!
[music]
[Martina]
Last week we asked you which summer video you preferred: f(x)’s “Hot Hot Summer” or Kara’s “Go Go Summer” Oh and the winner was f(x)! I guess you can say…the girls are on fire. YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
[Simon] Source: LYBIO.net
For this week’s getting slizzered like a wizard eating lizards in a blizzard edition we ask you what song makes you want to put your hands up: 2PM’s “Hands Up” or Far East Movement’s “Like a G6” Leave your votes in the comments, or in our Facebook poll and we’ll announce the winners next week. Also, thanks to all the Hottests who voted for 2PM this week. If there’s a video you want to see us do for Kpop Music Mondays, head on over to http://www.eatyourkimchi.com/requests and tell us who we should do a video for. Also: food for thought. Do you know who else puts their hands up? Zombies. Think about that for a second.
[music]
Source: LYBIO.net
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