Shane Dawson Responds To His Podcast Comedy
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[Shane Dawson Responds To His Podcast Comedy]
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[Shane Dawson:] …went to Google and I’m like…
[Lauren Schnipper:] Oh God.
[Shane Dawson:] I want to see…
[Lauren Schnipper:] You can get arrested!
[Shane Dawson:] I know! I didn’t want to see child porn. I just wanted to see, like, okay, let me just pretend like I’m a pedophile for a second.
[Lauren Schnipper:] Okay, by the way, just for the record, police, I have nothing to do with this. I didn’t know this like you can literally get arrested for saying this.
[Shane Dawson:] I know miss, let me finish. So I typed in “naked baby”. First of all, I don’t understand why anybody would be turned on by that. But…
[Lauren Schnipper:] That’s the first good thing you said.
[Shane Dawson:] But they were sexy. I’m kidding. Okay, back to the Instagram. So if I look at this…
[Shane Lee Yaw:] LYBIO.net
Hi, I wanted to play that clip in full, I mean that moment especially in full. Just for context because that seems to be missing nowadays.
I cannot believe that I’m having to make this video. I cannot believe that this happening, I…
I’m going to start by saying I’m not a fucking pedophile.
I, Shane Yaw my real name, go on record saying I am not a fucking pedophile. You got it! Great.
Here’s my statement. It’s everybody saying Shane, make a statement. There’s my statement, I’m not a fucking pedophile. It’s disgusting that people are saying, I’m a fucking pedophile because of some shitty ass fucking jokes from six years ago on a podcast.
Now let me explain a little bit more.
[Shane Dawson:] LYBIO.net
I’m not going to – here’s what I’m going to do, I’m going to apologize first. I’m sorry that I used to make really shitty fucking jokes. I’m sorry that I was so fucking like insecure and like playing this character of this guy who’s like crazy and will say anything and like tries to make people laugh by shocking them. That was my thing. That was what I did on YouTube, a lot of people now don’t know that. If you started watching my videos more recently you might not know that.
But back in the day, from 2008-2012ish, maybe 2013 that was my thing. I… I thought it was so – I loved the feeling of making somebody shocked and laugh because they couldn’t believe what was coming out of my mouth.
I wasn’t confident enough to make smarter jokes. I was making the easy jokes. I was playing crazy stereotypical characters.
I was doing shit that was racially insensitive, I was doing shit that was homophobic, I was doing shit that could be considered fat shaming, I was doing some fucked up like comedy stuff that I’m not proud of like – I have changed so much as a person and as a creative and as a director and a writer and stuff like.
The stuff that I was saying back – back in those times I would never say now. Ever like because I don’t think that’s funny.
Listening to that clip just now, I didn’t laugh. I didn’t think it was funny. But when you hear that clip, you hear my co-host laughing, which was my goal. I wanted to always make her shocked and laugh. That was like – that was our thing.
Our thing was like oh, I’m going to say something super crazy to get her to be like ‘oh, my god Shane, you can’t say that’, like that was our thing. And if you listen to the podcast for years you would know that.
[Shane Lee Yaw:] LYBIO.net
That clip started circulating today but they cut it up. Basically there’s a clip right now called Shane Dawson is a pedophile and then it says “proof”.
First of all, that’s illegal, you can’t say someone’s a pedophile and say you have proof when they’re not that’s there’s a lot of legal words I don’t know but I think there is a word for that defamation of character – I don’t know. I’m not on CSI, I don’t know.
But it seems illegal to me to call somebody a fucking pedophile knowing that they are not or at least not having actual proof.
So before I get into that clip, I want to start with their other piece of proof that when I saw it, I assumed that people would be like ‘oh, this is a joke’. ‘Like oh, this whole video is a joke’, because one of their pieces of proof was taking a picture of me and Ryland, my boyfriend and then a picture of me and Lisa my ex, circling their faces and saying, they look like babies, they have baby faces, Shane’s a pedophile. Gonna let that sink in – that was one of their pieces of proof for calling me something as disgusting as a pedophile.
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So of course, when the clip started circulating on Twitter, they would cut that part out – because the person posting on our Twitter would be like that’s crazy, let’s cut that out. You know what I mean, so like that’s where my head’s at.
Now let’s talk about the actual clip, so six years ago-ish I probably should have looked that up – I mean – let me get an exact date.
Okay, yeah, I don’t know.
A long time ago I think 2012-ish, yes, 2012-ish this was from an episode of my podcast, right.
So in the podcast I’m telling a story about a little girl I saw in real life who was like how to makeup on and like the whole shebang, she was like a dance moms type of vibe, I don’t know exactly what to call it but that’s what it was and she was on Instagram and she was posting like, really like creepy selfies and her dad was helping her and it was fucking creepy and it was like weird, right.
So of course I take that story and I talk about it on the podcast.
Now of course, what they didn’t also show in that video clip is me talking about how fucking creepy it was. But then I started making jokes about it because that’s what I did back then I would make crazy jokes that sucked.
So I was saying, well, she was sexy. But then right away, I’d be like I’m just kidding of course when they posted that they would cut out that ‘I’m just kidding’.
Or for example, they’re saying oh, Shane talked about googling naked babies which by the way I never did like I was making a joke and telling a story and lying and being like, well, I googled naked babies. Of course, I didn’t google fucking naked babies I’m busy, I don’t have time to google fucking naked babies. And that’s gross and weird but I made the joke.
And then of course I said, first of all I said, I wasn’t looking for child porn. They cut that out, then I said after that I don’t know why anybody would be turned on by babies and they cut that out.
[Shane Lee Yaw:] LYBIO.net
Oh but of course they cut all those out added scary music Google Image Search pictures of little girls, which is creepy by the way whoever edited that video and made it seem like this creepy conspiracy but not even a conspiracy because they said it was a fact. They said Shane Dawson is a pedophile on the title.
So I was like I need to talk about this because I talk about child molesters in Hollywood a lot on my channel, it’s something I’m very passionate about and I’m not going to turn this into like a me-too moment or like a feel bad, I’m not going to turn this into that because that’s not what I’m trying to do with this.
But you guys know I’ve talked about it so much on my channel, I was molested you know this. I am passionate about it. I’m passionate about shedding light on the fact that there are people in Hollywood that have molested kids and have been arrested for it and are still working in Hollywood, that’s proof. And that’s fucked up and that’s what people should be focusing on.
But instead they’re focusing on a YouTuber who made a stupid joke and calling him a pedophile.
Like, to me that seems not only crazy but also distracting from the real issues that are going on right now, right under our noses but whatever.
So I think that’s why it hurts the most is having my name put next to the word pedophile is actually like the most triggering and the most heartbreaking thing, I’ve literally ever seen.
I’ve been called everything. I’ve been on the YouTube for a long time and I think I’m rambling and I think I’ve already said this but for those of you who might be new or who might have just started watching or something and you’re probably like, oh my god, Shane I just heard this thing and I listened and you were talking about sexy girls and laughing. And bahhh.
I’m making this video more for you guys because people who have been watching me for a long time know like how much I’ve grown and changed. And how much my videos have changed, how much my humor has changed, I would never do that now, ever.
[Shane Lee Yaw:] LYBIO.net
So, I’m so sorry if that triggered you or offended you or hurt your feelings. It triggers me listening to that clip. I haven’t listened to that clip ever, because I recorded it and then I didn’t listen back.
So listening to me joking about it fucks me up. And it makes me go like, oh my God, like what the fuck was I doing?
Literally what the fuck was I doing?
But I look back at a lot of my own videos and I say, what the fuck was I doing? Most of them.
So I don’t even know what else to say, I’m not a pedophile. I made a lot of bad decisions as far as joke telling, story telling, trying to make people laugh with shocking them.
I mean, there’s so many things I’ve done in the past that I’m like embarrassed of, ashamed of. And I’ve lost so much because of it like this isn’t new. This isn’t a new thing for me. Hah… but if you’ve been around for a while you know that I’ve done this before.
I’ve apologized many times for videos and I’ve genuinely meant it and I’ve changed my videos because of it.
This is the first time I’ve had to like – this is the first time I literally had to tell people I’m not a pedophile, that’s a first. And that feels like fucking shit. So.
So sorry for making offensive jokes, I’m sorry for um… I don’t know like I am sorry that these are making people uncomfortable but also it’s very out of context.
When you listen to the full thing it’s still like shitty and creepy and bad jokes. But it’s not me being a pedophile, this is not me. This is not proof of me being a pedophile, me dating people who have clean faces and saying they’re baby faces is crazy and like, I mean I’m sure Lisa is shook. I’m sure she’s like they said I had a baby face. It’s all too much, um… so that’s where I am.
It’s all so hard right now because I’m in such a good place like, like I’ve been in such a bad place before you guys know that.
And right now specifically I feel like myself, I feel like I’m being authentic.
I feel like I’m being the real me, I’m with – I’m showing my boyfriend, I’m showing my family more.
I’m showing the real side of me. I’m not making crazy offensive jokes,
I’m talking to the camera like a normal person rather than doing that all like. [mimics another character]
So right now it just sucks that this is like a thing because I’m like this was six years ago.
And I’m so proud of like especially this week I’m so proud of the videos that went up this week like that’s another thing that hurts is they are like contacting Sophie’s family and like kids I’ve worked with family and sending them this link and of course the families were like what the – this is not like come on.
But either way it’s like I literally found a talented girl online brought her out had her record a song with me, made two videos with her. She got hundreds of thousands of subscribers overnight because of you guys but also because of the video that I made with her.
And they’re flipping that on me saying I’m a pedophile because I helped someone – fuck you whoever did that. That’s so fucked up, like, it’s just like, I can’t.
[Shane Lee Yaw:] LYBIO.net
All right, I think I’m done. I’m proud of what I’m making, I’m proud that I’ve grown up. I’m proud that I don’t make crazy jokes anymore.
I’m proud that I am – I’ve changed my channel to be more about good things and cool things and helping people and not just doing dumb shit or blowing up houses or whatever the fuck like the fact that I posted videos this week that are about me helping a young girl in the music industry.
The fact that those did well and the fact that you guys enjoyed those. It is so cool and so awesome like that doesn’t like years ago on YouTube, I had to do the craziest shit to get views the craziest stuff. And now I get to just help people and like be myself and hang out with my friends and my family like that’s just so cool. And I don’t want this to fuck that up. So I don’t know that’s my story.
And thank you guys for being on this journey with me. I know – I know, if you’ve been here for a while, we’ve had this before but this is next level.
[Shane Dawson:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
This is actually really fucked up and I’m really sad that people are actually calling me a pedophile on Twitter like I don’t – okay, I love you guys, I’m going to go. I hope you’re enjoying the videos this week. I hope that you are having a good week and hopefully, I don’t know, I’m going to go back to editing more videos. Bye.
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