Shane Dawson – Family Drama

Shane Dawson – Family Drama

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[Shane Dawson – Family Drama]

[Shane – Emo] Source: LYBIO.net
And done. Ah – wow – it’s perfect. 🙁

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Hey when you’re done trying to lick your own asshole come out to the living room it’s family meeting time.

[Shane – Emo]
Ah, I’m making art!

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Hey, look I can make art too. I call it, I should of told that fat Italian gigolo with Down syndrome to pull out.

[Shane – Emo] Source: LYBIO.net
Damn it, it’s actually better than mine.

[Shane]
Oh, you know how much I hate parties. Remember what happened at the last one.

[Paris Hilton – Shane’s Version Of Paris]
Ah, Shane it wasn’t your fault. How were you supposed to know that force feeding someone toliet water could kill them.

[Shane]
What?

[Paris Hilton – Shane’s Version Of Paris]
Oh. Wrong party. Anyways, it’s gonna be like the biggest part of the year. People are probably gonna die from alcohol poisoning, like, die.

[Shane]
That’s not good.

[Paris Hilton – Shane’s Version Of Paris]
Whatever, I’m going and if you ever wanna see me drunk naked, touching myself, covered in my own vomit, they you’ll be there.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Oh Shane can you come out to the dinning room, I made you and your brother a lovely dinner with all the fixings.

[Shane]
Really?

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
No – eat cat shit faggot! HAH! Bulls-Eye! I still got it.

[Shane – Emo] Source: LYBIO.net
Wait a minute, this is human shit.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Hah!

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Ah – thank you both so much for coming.

[Shane – Emo]
You made me come.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
And you made the last 20 years of my life a living fuckin hell!

[Shane – Emo]
Wow – thanks.

[Shane]
Can we hurry, I have plans.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Oh, Shane, I’m sure your girlfriend can wait.

[Shane] Source: LYBIO.net
She’s not my girlfriend.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
I know, I meant it the way the gay guys say it.

[Shane]
(Shane Frowns)

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Anyways, you know how hard it’s been on me since I lost my job.

[Shane]
You’ve never had a job. You got money cause an Ice Cream truck hit you when you were five.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
That’s not the point, Judge Judy! The point is we’re broke.

[Shane – Emo]
I thought we had $100,000.00 dollars in the bank.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
We did, then I got a little carried away and bought a dinosaur.

[Shane]
You bought a dinosaur?

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Have you seen Jurassic Park, Shane? They’re fuckin’ beautiful. Now to make us some money, I decided to Foster Care a kid from another country.

[Shane] Source: LYBIO.net
Wow, that’s actually kind of respectable of you.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Thank you, Shane.

*Door Bell Rings*

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Money’s Here!

[Shane]
Nevermind.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Wow, You Look Like A Burrita! Ew – and you smell like one too. Okay, hurry up, come on in, you’re attracting Mexicans. I’d unwrap it and tap it.

[Shane]
So, ah, what’s your name?

[Zahar]
Zahar.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother] Source: LYBIO.net
That sounds like Jafar from the Lion King.

[Shane]
(nods head no)

[Shane – Emo]
Why do you wear a blanket on your head?

[Zahar]
It’s not a blanket it’s a burqa (burkha) and it keeps me covered from evils of the world.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
And you never get sun burned. Smart Burrita.

[Paris Hilton – Shane’s Version Of Paris]
A Muslim (Musleem)

[Shane]
Yup.

[Paris Hilton – Shane’s Version Of Paris] Source: LYBIO.net
Shane haven’t you ever see the life time original movie: 911?

[Shane]
She’s not gonna blow up my house.

[Paris Hilton – Shane’s Version Of Paris]
I wasn’t talking about that. I was talking about Hilary Swank’s teeth. I don’t trust them. I don’t trust Musleem’s either.

[Shane]
Okay, you sound crazy.

[Paris Hilton – Shane’s Version Of Paris]
Listen, letting a Muslim live in your house, is like letting a serial killer rape you. It’s dangerous. Where is she right now? Cause she’s probably planning on killing one of you.

[Shane]
She’s in the kitchen with my mom making dinner. And if she’ not planning on killing someone now, she definitely will be after that.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
These are called Hot Pockets and what I’m gonna do is take one of these and put it in this magic box and then in 2 minutes a miracle happens from Buddha and they’re hot and ready to eat.

[Zahar]
I know what a Microwave is.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Ah, she’s learning.

[Zahar] Source: LYBIO.net
(Foreign Language)

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
I know I’m hungry too.

[Zahar]
(Foreign Language)

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Uuu, that’s one spicy Burrita. Hollee!

[Shane – Emo]
Hey, so like, what’s up?

[Zahar]
(cries)

[Shane]
Hey mom, where’s Zahar?

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
I don’t know I told her what a microwave was and she freaked out and ran away, it was cute to see her run though, kind of looked like a little cartoon ghost.

[Shane]
You are so racist.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother] Source: LYBIO.net
Shane that’s ridiculous.

[Shane]
Whose better; White people or Mexicans?

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
I know the answer but I feel like it’s a trick question.

[Shane – Emo]
So like where’s your parents?

[Zahar]
They’re dead.

[Shane – Emo]
Oh

[Zahar]
Where’s your father?

[Shane – Emo]
He left.

[Zahar]
To go to work?

[Shane – Emo] Source: LYBIO.net
No, to get away from us.

[Zahar]
Oh.

(hold hands Zahar and Shane Emo)

[Shane]
Zahar? Zahar?

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
(Notices that the Knife is missing) Wait a minute! Oh!

[Shane]
Zahar?

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Shane I had a knife on the counter, it’s gone! I think she took it.

[Shane]
Mom?

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Shane, I swear! Where’s your brother?

[Zahar]
Come on, I’m going to teach you a traditional dance from my country.

[Shane – Emo] Source: LYBIO.net
Ah, No, I don’t know Zahar, I’m not really good at dancing.

[Zahar]
It’s fine, I’ll show you. Look. Go here. Yes.

[Shane – Emo]
Ok.

[Zahar]
Oh ya.

[Shane – Emo]
Ok.

[Zahar]
Oh ya. Now put foot here.

[Shane – Emo]
Ok.

[Zahar]
Oh my god, you’re so good.

[Shane – Emo]
No.

[Zahar] Source: LYBIO.net
Yes, you are.

[Shane – Emo]
(Falls) Oh shit.

[Zahar]
So sorry.

[Shane]
NO!

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
MY SON!

[Shane – Emo]
WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO! Zahar! Zahar!

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
It’s okay, it’s just a paint ball gun. I just wanted top knock her down so we can hog-tie her and call the cops.

[Shane – Emo]
You guys are so racist.

[Shane]
Dude!

[Shane – Emo]
You’re the worst!

[Shane]
Me?

[Shane – Emo] Source: LYBIO.net
You didn’t even try to talk to her, man, she’s a cool person.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Wait a minute, she talks?

[Shane – Emo]
Her name is Zahra Joudi, she’s 17 years old, she a Muslim, she came here with no family, her favorite color is blue, she likes spaghetti, she doesn’t eat chocolate cause it makes her sick, her favorite movie is 27 Dresses and I love her.

[Zahar]
Really.

[Shane – Emo]
Ya.

[Zahar]
You make me very happy.

[Shane – Emo]
And you make me very ha – ha – ha – happy.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Oh, if I didn’t have a demon living inside of me, I would cry.

[Shane] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey Zahar? Nice to meet you, my name is Shane.

[Zahar]
(shakes hands with Shane)

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
And my name is Mom.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
Hey Zahar, can I ask you something?

[Zahar]
Yes, mom.

[Shane’s Mom/Mrs. Dawson – Shane’s Mother]
When you get your period does it get all over your white sheet. Like, do you just have to carry around a Tide-Stick everywhere you go. Ah, never-mind, we can talk about that later, I don’t want to kill the moment.

[Shane]
Definitely, too late.

[Zahar]
(shakes hands with Shane)

[Outer – Shane Dawson] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey, what’s up you guys. There you go, I hope you like the video, I haven’t made a short film like that in a while. And uh, I hope that touched you and I hope that – not like that – I hope I touched you, this is getting worse, anyways, I hope that you like it, and I hope you got the message out of it, which is we are all the same, no matter what race, what religion or how fucked up our hair is. Alright you guys, I’m gonna go, give this video a thumbs up and favorite it and send it to all your friends on Facebook and Twitter – you guys are the reason I’m gonna keep doing this every week and it means a lot so, I love you guys, make sure to subscribe to my videos every single Saturday – oh, also a new videos on my iPhone channel, check out the one where Joey Graceffa blindfold me and shoves my hand in his pants, it’s a good one, trust me. Alright, you guys, I love you. Bye.

Shane Dawson – Family Drama. Her name is Zahra Joudi, she’s 17 years old, she a Muslim, she came here with no family. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.