Sean Lock – Glasses
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[Sean Lock – Glasses]
[Sean Lock (22 April 1963)] Source: LYBIO.net
I like wearing glasses; people say, why don’t you get a laser operation on the eye? And I don’t want to do that for two reasons. Firstly, because I know, out there somewhere, there’s an eye surgeon who is a bit like me, you know, bit slapdash, bit of a bludger, got through all the exams somehow, kept his head down, nobody ever really noticed. And now, he’s operating on my eye with a laser beam.
Do you think recognize that’s enough? Do you think that’s it? Yeah, a bit more. Oh shit, that’s too much. Whoa whoa whoa! I’ll tell you what, when he wakes up, tell him it’s free. But also apparently, when you have it done, you can smell your own eye burning. I never like that smell. [It’s like enough, dry roasted peanuts for me.] But also, what I like about wearing glasses, anytime I want, I can do this, right? And the world is completely a different place, isn’t it? So fuzzy, so focused, dreamy landscape, well, nothing really bad can happen. Normal people have to take drugs to feel like this, they really do.
With my glasses off, I’ll drive through gaps, I wouldn’t dream off with them on. It’s fine when I take my glasses off, that’s fine, just like other people want to try your glasses on, we got – we got – here we’ve got a couple of glasses wearers here, you two here. Have you – you know when people ask to try your glasses on, yeah, they never wait to be handed them, do they? Like never. Anyone says: just kind of try your glasses on, they never wait for you to give them, they just whip them off your face, don’t they? They’re so rude. They’re just like whipping off your face, oh, thanks very much, I’m blind, thank you.
[Sean Lock] Source: LYBIO.net
And then, let me say, they put them on, and they go, aah, aah, aah, how do you see through these? They just laugh in your face. You’re fucking blind, aren’t you? Ha ha ha! So rude. You wouldn’t go to somebody with a wheelchair, would you go, let’s have a go in that mate. Is it ridiculous, isn’t it?
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