Ray William Johnson – Too Fat To Die
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[Ray William Johnson – Too Fat To Die]
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
What’s happening guys? Man! I missed you so much I just wanna (beep) all of you! Except for you, cause you got that thing going on with your face. But the rest of you I’ll met you in Thailand. Ya! I’m Back! Just in time to show you this video of this kids trolling this golf interview and like his eyebrows are all involved in it.
[Kid Trolls Golfer – Clip]
(see they don’t have souls!)
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
That kid must get so much @ss! I mean think about it ladies, you’re single you’re at the club, you’re chillin’ having a drink you look up across the bar and you see this guy looking at you.
[Kid Trolls Golfer – Clip Edit: With Slow Music]
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
I mean you would totally make out with him, wouldn’t you ladies? No, that kid is my hero! And I don’t blame him for jacking around during a golf interview. Who the hell watches a golf interview anyway? And are those two guys like related? Or all white people look the same? Now this video only got 50,000 views in 3 days which actually isn’t a lot, in fact none of the viral videos I’m gonna talk about today were that popular, but I said screw the viral videos I’m gonna talk about the funny videos so (beep) you cat stuck in a hamster ball.
[Cool Transition]
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Do you guys remember Highlights Magazine, it was always at the dentist office and they had that game spot what’s wrong with this picture. Well I want you to spot what’s wrong in this video. Anything, anything that may seem out of the ordinary! Anything at all, did you spot it yet?
[Woman Falls From Scooter – Clip]
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
I’m sorry that may be one of the (beep)in funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life! Who is that psycho woman hanging off of the back of that scooter? I’d still hit that! You know this is the only way women travel in the Middle East. Now, judging from the footage I actually think this was shot somewhere in East Asia which would make total sense why she fell off the seat cause Asian women don’t have an @ss! (troll) Don’t make fun of Asia women Ray! (Ray Gets Shot) There he’s (beep)in dead! So stop asking me about him! Anyways the guy on the scooter needs one of those shirts that I see bikers wearing “If you can read this, the b^tch fell off”. I actually think that best comment that I read on that video was :Dragging her @ss all the way back to the kitchen. But you know, I get it, and guys, you get it, have you ever had that girl that won’t stop calling? She’s showing up at your house unexpected hours like she’s a (beep)in Jehovah’s Witness. Don’t you just wanna toss her off your bike, that’s what I’m gonna start doing.
[Cool Transition]
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Alright, just before we get into the last video, a quick reminder if you actually click that subscribe button your step dad will magically stop drinking and get a job! Its’ weird! Moving on, guys my apologies for getting over enthusiastic about this last video! But you guys know I get over enthusiastic about every video! Like a black guy can somehow be tea-baged by a pink power ranger and I’d be like this is the best (beep)in video I’ve ever seen!
[Guy Run Over By Two Trucks – Clip]
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
So there are these contractors here, the guys didn’t put the parking break on! Oh, NO! The truck runs over him! So this other dude here runs out to catch the truck but he forgets to put on his parking break and this is like watching a slow painful death. Oh! No! Good Lord! Here it comes! The Humanity! The dude was hit by 2 trucks! Alright a couple of interesting things about this, one the kid who originally posted this actually vlogs regularly on Youtube which usually isn’t the case for people who post these videos and good for him, someone gets hurt in his grandpa’s yard and he’s like (beep) it, I’m gonna post this sh^t on Youtube right next to my vlogs! Source: LYBIO.net And that’s cool you know, sometimes when life hands you lemons you gotta make a lemon party! Don’t google that! You know after all that you would think the guy would run back to help, NO! He runs right past him! Oh, man I gotta go there’s a golf interview on! No! Come on! I’m sure he went to get help! But interesting enough the guy who got hit by the trucks, didn’t break any bones, the kid who posted actually wrote that in the description and I’m not making this up, the guy was apparently so fat he was hit by two trucks and he wasn’t injured! Which I’m not gonna lie! That’s kind of (beep)in hilarious! But also kind of awesome that he didn’t’ get hurt. Alright real quick, I wanna thank Kassem G for hosting =3 last week while I was out of town! I actually think we got some footage of that!
[Ray William Johnson Voice Over Dub For Kassem G]
My name is Kassem G and I Exude feminine qualities. I often get a boner at time that inconvenience my friends and I’m also a former member of Al-Qaeda death to America ala la la lala! ~~~
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
So ya! Thank you to him and thank you for the comment question of the day which comes from these three guys (shmed1) and they said:
[shmed1]
Hey Ray!
Joey O, here!
My comment question of the day is: What are Bananas for?
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So what are Bananas for? I’ll tell you what they’re for, actually I’ll let you guys answer it
[Ray William Johnson]
Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section down in the pen^s region!
[Cool Transition] Source: LYBIO.net
[Ray William Johnson]
But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I’m glad to be back and I approve this message. So tell me guys, what’s the dumbest rumor you’ve hear about yourself?
[Outer]
(The outer song Ray William Johnson – Tig Ol’ Bitties.)
Ray William Johnson – Too Fat To Die, Alright real quick, I wanna thank Kassem G for hosting =3 last week while I was out of town! I actually think we got some footage of that! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.