Ray William Johnson – Gabriel Iglecias – Surprise
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[Ray William Johnson – Gabriel Iglecias – Surprise]
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey what’s up guys? This first video got 200,000 views in 2 months and it’s this little kid from India and he’s got some serious dance moves.
[Fat Indian Kid Dancing – Clip]
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Guys did you see that, it looked like a little Gabriel Iglesias didn’t it? It’s great hilarious.
[Gabriel J. Iglecias (born July 15, 1976)]
Where did you get my video?
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Naw, that was a joke, it wasn’t actually you in the video?
[Gabriel Iglecias]
That was my video.
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
No way let’s look at that again!
[Fat Indian Kid Dancing – Clip]
[Gabriel Iglecias Dancing – Clip]
[Fat Indian Kid Dancing – Clip]
[Gabriel Iglecias On The Floor – Clip]
[Gabriel Iglecias] Source: LYBIO.net
The worm gets me every time.
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Where did you even come from? What are you doing here?
[Gabriel Iglecias]
Man, how about you shut the hell up and tell me where you got that video?
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
I got it from your mom last night. And that’s not the only thing I got from her.
[Gabriel Iglecias]
Oh ok, (punches Ray)
[Gabriel Iglecias]
Now that’s a cool transition! B&tch!
[Cool Transition]
[Gabriel Iglecias] Source: LYBIO.net
So this next video is about 3 years old and has over 100,000 views. It’s someones grandma trying POP-ROCKS FOR THE FIRST TIME! Ha, ha, I remember my first time.
[82 Year Old Trying Pop Rocks – Clip]
Is this sour?
No
Ah ha – oh my gosh, ah ha!!~~
[Gabriel Iglecias] Source: LYBIO.net
Back in my day we didn’t have pop-rocks we had real rocks. (Sandstone River Rock, Kimberlite, Pegmatite, Quartz diorite Rolling Stones) and they hurt like sh(beep)t and if you wanted a tingly sensation in your mouth you had to get something and (beeeeeeeep) Please stand by Jesus Gabriel! Oh, come on we’re not gonna put that part in, that was hysterical. What makes you think that grandma never did anything that was freaky.
[82 Year Old Trying Pop Rocks – Clip]
82 years old, and I’ve never heard of such a thing
You can hear them crackling.
I can’t believe this
It’s unbelievable.
[Gabriel Iglecias] Source: LYBIO.net
Listen lady you lived through two world wars, a man on the Moon and a black president, that’s what I’m saying baby but yet you find pop-rocks unbelievable! Ah ha – wait till you try mushrooms.
[82 Year Old Tryin Pop Rocks – Clip]
They are popping in my mouth! Don’t take pictures of me doing this! (flash camera)
I’m not.
[Gabriel Iglecias]
Seriously this old lady has a lot nerve of all the things she could find unbelievable that’s the one – (sniffs) Ray’s holding a donut, isn’t he? Beep.
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So that should keep Gabriel real busy for about 30 seconds.
[Cool Transition] Source: LYBIO.net
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So guys our last video is crazy there’s this mother and she just got out of the shower and this is what she found.
[Family Home Destroyed By Flour Bag Avalanche – Clip]
What are you doing?
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Now, I don’t wanna rip on these kids but what kind of jerk gets powder all over things like that.
[Gabriel Iglecias Appears With Powder Over Face]
[Gabriel Iglecias]
What – (eating a donut)
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Check it out Gabriel, there’s flour everywhere! It’s all over the floor.
[Gabriel Iglecias] Source: LYBIO.net
It’s on the lamp shade.
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
It’s right there on the picture frame.
[Gabriel Iglecias]
Oh my god it’s on the couch.
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
It’s on whatever the hell that boat looking weird thing is. What is this “Tony” Montana’s living room.
[Gabriel Iglecias]
Hey get out of my living room you coacharoach
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
If that would of been me, my mom would of sent me to my room for a week.
[Gabriel Iglecias] Source: LYBIO.net
That’s nothing. That’ would of been me we would of got sent to a Mexican boarding school.
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
If that would of been me – my mom would of hit the head of the other kid with the other kid.
[Gabriel Iglecias]
Man if that would of been my mom, she would of sold those kids.
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Actually, dude, this does seem like something we would of done when we were kids.
[Gabriel Iglecias]
Hell ya
[Ray William Johnson and Gabriel Video Edit] Source: LYBIO.net
(Ray and Gabriels head on the kids)
[Gabriel Iglecias]
How come the Mexican has to be in the prison outfit?
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Cause I want to be the tall one for once!
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So Gabriel I have been watching your Youtube channel it’s funny stuff man! You are also more smarter and more handsome than me! Did you write this?
[Gabriel Iglecias]
No
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Smile at camera.
[Gabriel Iglecias]
Here’s where I whore myself out – he’s back to whoring. Ya, that’s right comedy central has no idea what I’m doing, I’m posting a full episode of stand up revolution on my Youtube channel.
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Check it out! It’s awesome!
[Gabriel Iglecias]
Alright!
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
It is the greatest thing ever better than =3. This is bulls(beep)hit. I don’t like – I don’t know what your writing for me to say but – go check it out guys it will be great.
[Gabriel Iglecias]
Subscribe!
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
You know what else is a whore? The comment question of the day which comes from a user name bam chicalicalecia (right over Gabriels face) And he said:
[chicalicalecia]
If you had a child what would you name him or her?
[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So if you had a kid what would you it? (your child)
[Ray William Johnson] Source: LYBIO.net
Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook, Twitter or Google +
[Cool Transition] Source: LYBIO.net
[Ray William Johnson]
But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and big thanks to Gabriel Iglecias, you guys we will not be doing an episode for Thanksgiving, we will be taking one episode off, I’ll see you in a week and I approve this message.
[Gabriel Iglecias]
Peace b&tches! (tasers Ray)
[Ray William Johnson]
So tell me guys how many times have you sh(beep)t your pants?
[Gabriel Iglecias]
(10)
[Outer] Source: LYBIO.net
Best segment ever….
Who invited the woman
Shit just hit the fan
Those kids are lucky
I can’t work under those condition
Well I’m wet
Ya it does
Good
Yo count… turkey
[Outer]
Ray William Johnson – Club Convulsion
Dance, dance, dance like you’re having a seizure.
Move, move, move like you’re having a fi-fi-fi-fit.
Shake, shake, shake. This is causing a spasm.
Ray William Johnson – Gabriel Iglecias – Surprise. [Fat Indian Kid Dancing]: [Ray William Johnson]: Guys did you see that, it looked like a little Gabriel Iglesias didn’t it? It’s great hilarious. [Gabriel J. Iglecias]: Where did you get my video? Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.