Rants From Mommy Land – The Island Of Misnamed Toys
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My 3 year old daughter names all of her toys by herself. And I try not to laugh. It only encourages her. It started with a 2 feet tall plastic horse. This is Horny. Yes, Horny. She enjoys telling people that her Horny is big and black and a boy and she loves to ride him. She tells this to strangers in the check out line at Target and at her Christian preschool. It’s horrifying. But it’s also hilarious. Meet Lionsak. This is Lionsak’s mom. Her name is “Lionsak’s Mom”. I asked her if she realized that Lionsak’s Mom was actually a giraffe. She rolled her eyes at me and walked away. Lionsak’s Dad, maybe? Of course not. This is Nutsak. Oh. Hey Nutsak, what’s up? I now find myself saying things like, “Please don’t bring your Nutsak to church today.” For the record, I never said the word “Nutsak” in front of her. I have no idea where that came from. This is Damnit. I maybe said that once or twice. This is Baby Jaguar. I know F*&king Diego. Sometimes the names she comes up with are literal. For example… This is Big Pillow Pet and little Pillow Pet. Sometimes the names are more literary than literal. For example: This is Crack Rabbit. “And a crack on the ceiling had the habit of sometimes looking like a rabbit.” – From Madeline by Ludwig Bemelmans. Maybe she’s a genius? Or maybe an evil genius. Meet Dick and Prick. We’re not sure if they’re a couple. But they spend a lot of time together. Sometimes she names things that are invisible, like imaginary friends. Meet Mr. Torkington and Mr. Hinkle. Mr. Hinkle works for Mr. Torkington. Hinkle gets in trouble a lot. Mostly for saying “shut up”. This is the cat. He is real. He’s not a toy. He’s very old and kind of a dick. She calls him “Poor Cat” and asks him, “Why are you so ANGRY?” Why is he angry? Maybe because you’re mashing him? And he wants to kill you but he knows he shouldn’t. But she loves them all very much. Especially the cat. Poor cat. The end. Read more about this brilliant, diabolical child and her demented mommy at: RantsFromMommyLand.com
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