Paris Hilton Responds To McCain Ad
[Background Unknown Mans Voice]
He is the oldest celebrity in the world – like super old. Old enough to remember that dancing was a sin. And Beer was served in a bucket. But is he ready to lead?
[Paris Hilton Speaks]
Hey, America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too. Only I’m not from the olden days. And I’m not promising change like that other guy. ( Paris Pauses and says: ) I’m just hot. But then that wrinkly white hair guy used me in his campaign add which I guess means I’m running for President. So thanks for the endorsement white haired dude, and I want America to know that I am like totally ready to lead. And now I want to present my Energy Policy for America. Just as soon as I finish reading this article on where I could fly to get the best tan. ( Paris Hilton reads the Traveler Magazine ). Oh, Maui, that’s it. Okay so here is my energy policy. Barak wants to focus on new technologies to cut foreign oil dependency and McCain wants off-shore drilling. Well why don’t we do a hybrid of both candidates ideas. We can do limited off-shore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit in making Hybrid and Electric Cars. That way the off-shore drilling carries us until the new technology kick in which will then create new jobs and Energy Independence. Energy crisis solved. I will see you at the debates “Bitches”. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go pick out a Vice-President, I’m thinking Rhianna. I’ll see you at the White House. Oh, and I might paint it pink, I hope that’s cool with you guys. Bye.
[Background Voice with Paris Hilton]
I’m Paris Hilton and I approve this message cause I think it’s totally hot.
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