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[Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson (born 11 April 1960):] Source: LYBIO.net
Now it’s time for the big one, the most important question in motoring, which is faster, a Nissan GTR or a woman? Everywhere I go in the world I’ve asked this question. Well, today, we’re going to find the answer, okay. So first of all, we need the car. Let’s bring it out, Nissan GTR. Here it comes purring along, 485 horsepower, four wheel drive and in a 16 meter drag race, the fastest road car in the world, I know, I’ve tested that. Unbelievable launch control and the only car that when it accelerates, it actually hurts.

Now, we’re going to need a woman. Now don’t worry, we haven’t cheated. We’re not going to get some massive dump truck in leggings to come along. Would you please put your hands together for Michelle Jenneke, who is very sportively wearing a bikini. Right, Michelle you’re a hurdlist?



[Michelle “Shelly” Jenneke (June 23, 1993):]
Yes, I’m a hurdler.

[Jeremy Clarkson:]
A hurdler. Let me tell you, how it goes.

[Michelle Jenneke:]
Okay.

[Jeremy Clarkson:]
It’s a 100 meter sprint. Now, how fast could you do 100 meters normally?

[Michelle Jenneke:]
My best is 12.05.

[Jeremy Clarkson:]
12.05? This is a little bit different. We’re going to start here on the line. We’re going to race to the 50 meter board there which is by the 200 meter board just to make it complicated.

[Michelle Jenneke:]
Okay.

[Jeremy Clarkson:]
At the 50 meter board, you will turnaround and run back, so the start line is also the finish line.

[Michelle Jenneke:] Source: LYBIO.net
Got it.

[Jeremy Clarkson:]
I will drive down – sitting down obviously, because I’m very, very lazy, to the 50 meter board engage reverse, not easy actually in a GTR and then reverse.

[Michelle Jenneke:]
Uh huh.

[Jeremy Clarkson:]
And the winner is the one who is the least run over.

[Michelle Jenneke:]
Okay.

[Jeremy Clarkson:]
Now, you’ve actually got a fairly well known to Internet boys routines are getting ready for a race.

[Michelle Jenneke:]
Yes, I do.

[Jeremy Clarkson:]
You do your routine.

[Michelle Jenneke:]
Yeah.

[Jeremy Clarkson:]
I’m going to get in the GTR and do mine, which is setting the launch control.

[Michelle Jenneke:]
Okay.

[Jeremy Clarkson:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
All right you do that. I know that the gentleman wouldn’t use launch control at the time like this but I’m not a gentleman, so I shall be. Okay right. That’s the warm up routine. You can see this on the Internet. I’ll just sit here and watch this actually, or shall we have a race? Right, I’m in drive. I’ve got the 3 central buttons down. I’m going to pull both paddles together, left foot on the break, okay. Oh! Yes, I am in the lead, past the 50 meter board, into reverse, oh, she is back in the lead. Come on car, yes.

Sorry about that, a looser. Ladies and gentlemen give her a massive round of applause for being a great sport.

The question is did Jeremy organize that rather pointless race just so he could see Michelle’s warm up routine? We’ll never know.

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