New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You’re High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
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A new medical study on the effects of marijuana use confirms that everyone knows you’re high and that you’ll most likely never stop feeling like this. According to the American Journal of Medicine, you’re not making any sense and everyone thinks you’re weird.
[Phillip Blanton (Neurologist, Mass General Hospital):] Source: LYBIO.net
Everyone can smell the marijuana on your breath and on your clothes, everyone is laughing at you.
Dr. Phillip Blanton of Harvard, study the effects of THC on the brain, concluding that the smell of marijuana smoke will likely stay on your clothes for months and also that you’ve been telling the same story for five minutes. Additionally, the in-depth report reveals that despite trying to act cool you’re definitely laughing too much and everyone is messing with you.
MARIJUANA STUDIES FINDINGS
Pot Smell Stuck On Your Clothes Forever
You’ve Been Telling Same Story For Five Minutes
What Would Your Pastor Think?
You Are Probably About To Die
You Were Once A Baby, Now You’re A Criminal
[Phillip Blanton:] Source: LYBIO.net
Your parents know you’re high. Your friends know you’re high, strangers on the street know you’re high. If you’re young and you smoke marijuana you will probably never be able to find a job and if you’re an adult you will most likely be fired. If you hear a noise that’s probably the police and you’re probably going to jail.
While previous studies suggested that it’s all good and they were all made of the same stuff that make stars, new research indicates that your brain got broken and you shouldn’t have done this. Doctors say, the study raises important question such as what if that wasn’t just marijuana and how are you going to get home?
This is forever. This is the new reality.
Next up, a new poll shows that kinky American’s feel the country is on the wrong track and they like it.
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