Ned Call – Truck Nutz
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[Ned Call – Truck Nutz]
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Truck Nutz Incorporated?
Oh, yeah. I was – want to know about this big brew-ha-ha over the fake bull testicles hanging from the trailer hitches?
What do you want to know about it, sir?
Well, here they are making them illegal in you know in Florida so does that mean you’re going to stop selling them?
Let me get this straight. You think it’s perfectly acceptable for people to display their sexual organs of a bull right out in plain wheel.
What’s the big problem with them?
Well, I will tell you the problem. The problem is just because you want to make a buck. My year-old grand daughter has to look at big dangling cow balls every time I drive her to a fucking cracker barrel.
Well, I think it’s just a joke to begin with. I don’t know, why you got to get so freaking excited about it?
All right, I think it’s a joke?
It’s supposed to be funny.
Oh I get it. Hardy har har- big hairy cow balls swinging from the bumper, that’s hilarious. What’s next? Donkey dick windshield wipers, whoopee, there ain’t nothing funnier than a pair of big swinging donkey dicks wiping away the rain of my windshield. I would take a dozen?
Sir, we don’t sale donkey dick windshield wipers here.
Jesus Christ, I know that. I was being sarcastic you fucking hay seed.
Hey don’t fucking cuss me on the phone sir.
Now listen here, you see it’s people like you that give southerners a bad name with your rebel flag and your swinging ball testicles, your goddamn dip cups…
Now hold on a minute, you are starting really fucking piss me off here. What is your name?
My name is Ned. Source: LYBIO.net
Your name is Ted.
Ned, Ned Asshole
Why would you have calling me, cussing me on my phone? You call me, I didn’t call you.
Well, I should get the cow shit out of your ears, you’re fucking back wood Brush Ape. The name is Ned.
Okay, I got you. I got you.
You seem like a good natured enough guy, let’s have a real conversation. A man to a Mongoloid.
All right, go ahead.
By the way this phone call is being recorded for future broadcast if that’s cool with you.
Right. Right. that’s fine.
Well I’m going to trying to figure out your bizarre fascination with metallic bovine genitalia, I mean what happened one day you just said yourself. Wouldn’t it be neat, if I had a simulated bull sack hanging off my trailer edge?
So you ran out into a cow pasture like some kind of fucking psychopath and made a plaster cast or some poor bulls testicles.
Well pretty much I did? Look how much money I made from a dip shit.
Truck Nutz Incorporated, John speaking
Could I get a five pair of the black colored testicles…
Oh, my god.
Where I could pretend them I’m going to pretend I’m being tea-bagged by the Boston Celtics oh god!
Listen Bill Chaffers, can we have a civil conversation?
Okay all right go for it
There used to be a little think in this country called class, I mean if you want to put fake bull balls on your tractor. May be where nobody could see him?
All right, in your case dangling off your Banjo while you are playing a theme from deliverance or your turn to fuck some fat guy in ass?
Hold on a minute there mister. That’s about enough for you fucking cussing me, on my fucking phone. Don’t call back here again asshole.
Listen, I’m – I’m trying to make a point here?
Don’t you see that things like Truck Nutz contribute to the decline of our moral fabric. I mean what’s next truck twat-ch big old sloppy cow pussies hanging off the back of a damn truck. I mean, that’s a logical progression isn’t it?
Yeah, there might be a way we can make some money of that one, you old poop.
Yes, it’s Truck Nudz Incorporated, John speaking.
Listen, if you could stop jacking off [Toby Kate] for a second and listen of what I’m saying?
Goddamn it quit calling me you piece of shit. Source: LYBIO.net
Listen, Jethro. I’m trying to make a point…
Well, where does it stop, sir? I mean this week it’s Truck Nutz, next week my gas tank shape like a monkey’s asshole.
Truck Nutz Incorporated.
Look boy, I’ve been to your website and it ain’t nothing, but balls, balls, balls. Are you – are you fucking queer or something?
No I’m not queer? Are you?
I fucked your daddy.
Now listen here my dad has been dead for 20 years you son of a bitch.
That’s right I fucked him to death.
Yeah, right whatever?
It was a good loving boy.
Yeah, I’m about tired of you calling here, you son of bitch…
Your daddy sucks a mean dicks.
Once you come out down here you got a problem with me you mother fucker…
Do you want me to come out down there?
I want you to come down here. I will be waiting right fucking here for you bastard.
I can’t come down right now because your mom is sucking my dick…
Could you ever daddy brings some lube tonight because his asshole is so fucking…
Fuck you, Ned…
Hello Truck Nutz
What’s up asshole?
Why don’t you come down here, I beg you to come down here?
All right, you want to love me like your daddy did?
Yeah. Yeah. whatever? Blow it up somebody else’s ass, good bye…
Fuck you, you old man…
You’re dick sucking hillbilly queer…
You mother fucker…
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