Navy Prank Call
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[Navy Prank Call]
Navy [Name] speaking
Is this Yaganich?
Pleasure, nice. My name is Roy D Mercer. I got a bone to pick with you. My boy Raymond was down there about a month ago. He is a senior in high-school and he want to sign up for the Navy and you told him he is too scroony. He needed to go home and workout.
No, I would not have done that.
That is what he said you told him, he is too scroony, and he’d come, and he’d charged up about $200 worth of dumbbell and about a $100 worth of protein powder. And that ain’t the worst of it. He is in there trying to get the dumbbells put together and he is little pet hamster Liberace got loose and was right on the floor.
And it ain’t funny and he dropped a 20 pound weight on it and squished him.
Yeah, squished him, little Levrochi, that ain’t funny. So I need about $300 and a new hamster or I am coming down there and whooping somebody’s ass.
Why? You think it is funny, I guarantee I am going swell one of your eyes up, you look like Popeye. Go ahead, get it out of your system. Because I got a little boy over here tored up, he’d won the 4H talented pet contest the last two years in a row with Leberace. Momma made him a little blue sequent jacket and Raymond told him how to set it up a tall pan and pound on it with it, know.
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It ain’t funny. Now I want you to call up his 4A teacher and tell him why Raymond ain’t going to have a pet in the show this year.
Oh god, I’m getting too old for this shit.
How do like me to jerk a half inch in your ass? How long has it been since you got a good old country ass whooping. This year the blue ribbon is going to probably going to Jimmy Charlin’s ping pong and parrot. He’s not going to buy any of his…
You call his 4A teacher Steve Cleveland and explain all that. Oh, Mike you don’t get tickled too easily, do you.
Oh my god. I want that whole thing taped. Oh, Jesus.
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