MADtv Fast Food Ordering
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[MADtv Fast Food Ordering]
[Cashier:] Source: LYBIO.net
Hi! Welcome to Burger Nation! How may I help you today?
[Customer:]
Um…let me get two hamburgers with just pickles, two cheeseburgers, and another cheeseburger everything on them, four more hamburgers with everything, a cheeseburger with no pickles, and a cheeseburger with nothing but pickles, two more hamburgers with everything but onions on one and everything but pickles, mustard, and tomatoes on the other, three large fries, six medium fries, one large fry, a junior fry, and two junior fries, two more cheeseburgers with extra cheese and bacon, two more junior fries, and a hamburger with everything, two more hamburgers with everything, and two more hamburgers with everything, four large cokes, and a large sprite, two large cokes, and a small sprite, five large cokes, and one large coke, and a small coke, three small cokes, and a small coke, and a small coke.
[Cashier:]
Ok…will that be everything?
[Customer:]
Yes.
[Cashier:] Gotcha. That’s two hamburgers with just pickles, two cheeseburgers with another cheeseburger everything on it, four more hamburgers with everything, a cheeseburger with no pickles, and a cheeseburger with nothing but pickles, two more hamburgers with everything but onions on one and everything but pickles, mustard, and tomatoes on the other, three large fries, six medium fries, one large fry, a junior fry, and two junior fries, three more cheeseburgers with extra cheese and bacon, two more junior fries, and a hamburger with everything, two more hamburgers with everything, and two more hamburgers with everything, four large cokes, and a large sprite, two large cokes, and a small sprite, five large cokes, and a small coke, three small cokes, and a small coke, and a small coke. Is that correct?
[Customer:]
Not quite. I wanted two hamburgers with just pickles, two cheeseburgers with another cheeseburger everything on them, four more hamburgers with everything, a cheeseburger with no pickles, and a cheeseburger with nothing but pickles, two more hamburgers with everything but onions on one and everything but pickles, mustard, and tomatoes on the other, three large fries, six medium fries, one large fry, a junior fry, and two junior fries, three more cheeseburgers with extra cheese and bacon, two more junior fries, and a hamburger with everything, two more hamburgers with everything, and two more hamburgers with everything, four large cokes, and a large sprite, two large cokes, and a small sprite, five large cokes, and one large coke, and a small coke, three small cokes, and a small coke, and a small coke.
[Cashier:]
Ohh, okay. That’s one large coke, sorry, I got it now. Um…is that for here, or to go?
[Customer:] Source: LYBIO.net
Uh, I’ll have it here.
[Cashier:]
Ok, that’ll be $207 even, sir.
[Customer:]
Oooooh. You know what? I only have $196 on me, I’m like $11 short.
[Cashier:]
Okay. Well, if we got rid of five large fries, and four large cokes, that would be $11 dollars or three cheeseburgers and one small sprite would be $11.
[Customer:]
Ok, uh…What about two large cokes, two cheeseburgers, and two large cokes?
[Cashier:]
Uh, no that’s $13.11.
[Customer:]
What about two large sprites, two cheeseburgers, and two large sprites?
[Cashier:]
That would be the same.
[Customer:]
$13?
[Cashier:]
$13.11
[Customer:]
All right, take off the three cheeseburgers and a small sprite.
[Cashier:]
Okay.
[Customer:]
Oh…wait. So now I’m getting two hamburgers with just pickles, four more hamburgers with everything, a cheeseburger with no pickles, and a cheeseburger with nothing but pickles, two more hamburgers with everything but onions on one and everything but pickles, mustard, and tomatoes on the other, three large fries, six medium fries, one large fry, a junior fry, and two junior fries, three more cheeseburgers with extra cheese and bacon, two more junior fries, and a hamburger with everything, two more hamburgers with everything, and two more hamburgers with everything, four large cokes, and a large sprite, two large cokes, and five large cokes, and one large coke, and a small coke, three small cokes, and a small coke, and a small coke.
[Cashier:] Source: LYBIO.net
That’s correct!
[Customer:]
Great, here you go!
[Cashier:]
Thank you, sir. Okay, listen up. Ordering two hamburgers with just pickles, four more hamburgers with everything, a cheeseburger with no pickles, and a cheeseburger with nothing but pickles, two more hamburgers with everything but onions on one and everything but pickles, mustard, and tomatoes on the other, three large fries, six medium fries, one large fry, a junior fry, and two junior fries, three more cheeseburgers with extra cheese and bacon, two more junior fries, and a hamburger with everything, two more hamburgers with everything, and two more hamburgers with everything, four large cokes, and a large sprite, two large cokes, and five large cokes, and one large coke, and a small coke, three small cokes, and a small coke, and a small coke.
[Cook:]
Okay, that’s two hamburgers with just pickles, four more hamburgers with everything, a cheeseburger with no pickles, and a cheeseburger with nothing but pickles, two more hamburgers with everything but onions on one and everything but pickles, mustard, and tomatoes on the other, three large fries, six medium fries, one large fry, a junior fry, and two junior fries, three more cheeseburgers with extra cheese and bacon, two more junior fries, and a hamburger with everything, two more hamburgers with everything, and two more hamburgers with everything, four large cokes, and a large sprite, two large cokes and five large cokes, and one large coke, a small coke, and three small cokes, and a small coke, and a small coke.
[Cashier:]
That’s correct!
[Cook:]
Coming up.
[Cashier:]
How many ketchups would you like with that?
[Customer:]
Just one’s fine.
[Cashier:]
Sure! Here you go.
[Customer:]
Thanks.
[Cashier:]
Have a good day, sir!
[Customer:] Source: LYBIO.net
Thanks, you too.
[Customer:]
Man, that hit the spot. My compliments to the chef.
[Cashier:]
Compliments to the chef!
[Cook:]
Huh?
[Cashier:]
Never mind.
[Cook:]
Heh…
[Cashier:]
What else can I get for you today?
[Customer:]
What do you have in the way of desserts?
[Cashier:]
We’ve got apple pie, and cherry pie, Boston crème pie, and brownies.
[Customer:]
I’ll have a brownie.
[Cashier:]
Ok, that’s one Boston crème pie.
[Customer:] Source: LYBIO.net
I said, “a brownie” you idiot!! Can’t you get a simple order right?
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