Mad TV – Point Of No Returns
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[Life Through The Eyes Of SJW’s. Mad TV – Point Of No Returns]
Hello! I’d like to return this sweater. Source: LYBIO.net
Do you have the receipt?
Yes, right, here.
Okay. Is there something wrong with the sweater?
Yes. I think it’s mislabeled in. It says that it’s large, but it’s got to be a small. Yes, I know I should have tried on, but I didn’t have the time, then when I got home, it was really just way to tight.
Okay, okay, I will credit your card. You don’t have to be just an ass-wipe about it.
Okay, you know what sir, screaming at me is not going to help.
I’m not screaming.
Okay, I’m sorry I guess I was just hearing you louder.
What – what just happened here?
You know what, you know what, forget it. Okay, just forget it. Okay, I will credit your card and then you can go.
Look we were obviously gotten off on the wrong foot. So I would like to start over if I could, all right.
Hi, my name is Roger.
Wait, no, don’t.
Security? Yes, this is Bob. We have an ass-wipe in sweaters.
Look, come on. I was not being rude to you, all right. I was just asking you to return the sweater. In fact I would say I was being down right pleasant.
Hi. I’m the manager. Is there a problem here?
Yeah, yeah. This ass-wipe just tried to kill me.
I did not try and kill her, all right. I’m just trying to return a sweater. And I think we’re having a little breakdown in communication here and may be…
Are you threatening me, sir? Source: LYBIO.net
I’m not threatening. I just want to return the sweater. How is that a threat?
It’s your tone of voice, sir.
Tone? What tone, there is no tone, I don’t have a tone?
I’m not hearing your tone?
Oh, okay yeah, maybe now, there is a little bit of…
Okay, you are threatening me.
No. I’m not threatening. I’m just saying we have a breakdown in communication. I try to return this sweater. She called me an ass-wipe. Is that like store policy here to call your customer, ass-wipes?
Can I just please have my receipt?
Okay, okay, just calm down, Okay. I have – I have mace in here and I’ll use it.
You’ll never get away with this.
Come on I just – could you please.
Please, I have husband at home and he has got two kids, please I’m begging you.
Please give me the receipt.
No, just take whatever you want, just please don’t hurt us.
What’s going on here? Source: LYBIO.net
This poor traumatized clerk was trying to help this guy and he is being a real ass-wipe about it all.
I’m not being an ass-wipe. You don’t even know the whole story.
Whoa, you better take that racist talk down the road, before you get yourself cut.
Give me this. Let me tell you something white boy, I don’t work here. Okay, so I have no problem, kicking your ass from here to Tommy Hilfiger, hold this.
That’s him. That’s the ass-wipe that attacked my baby.
Oh, please. I did not attack your baby.
All right sir. Just calm down and come with me and nobody gets hurt, all right.
Are you people all insane. Look she call me an ass-wipe and all I was trying to do was return a sweater.
That’s far enough!
For what? Are you going to shoot me? Okay you know, you guys want an ass-wipe? I’m going to show you what an ass-wipe does. All right here, credit my card, you bitch. All right, you want to go at it, let’s go at it. I love to take you down brown sugar. Hey, that’s how an ass-wipe acts.
You know that isn’t how I act though and I would like to apologize because I just don’t think that…
[*gun shot*] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
Mad TV Point Of No Returns. Life Through The Eyes Of SJW’s. Okay, okay, just calm down, Okay. I have – I have mace in here and I’ll use it. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.