Louis CK – Stupid Facebook Posts – Oh My God
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[Louis CK – Stupid Facebook Posts – Oh My God]
[Louis Szekely (September 12, 1967)] Source: LYBIO.net
My daughter was having a dance thing at her school. They had this big dance. Anyway, we all went, all the parents, and everybody’s there, and everybody’s got their phone, every single parent. It was an amazing thing to watch, because kids are dancing and every parent is standing there like this. Every single person was blocking their vision of their actual child with their phone, and the kids, I went over by the stage and the kids, there’s people holding an iPads in front of their faces. It looked like we’re all in the witness protection program. Like, the kids can’t see their parents, and everybody’s watching a shitty movie of something that’s happening ten feet, like, look at your fucking kid.
The resolution on the kid is unbelievable if you just look. It’s totally HD. Why are you taping this? You’re never gonna watch it. In a million years, you’re not going to watch videos of your kids doing shit you missed the first time it happened. You don’t watch it. You just put it on Facebook. here, you watch it. I want to take a nap now. And then you get to read all the comments. “Oh my GGGGGGGGGGod! It’s so cute! Ngaaaaaaaaaaah!”
And guess what? They’re not watching it, either. They’re not watching the video. These kids are dancing for no one. Nobody watches the videos on your Facebook. They see the first frame of a kid and they go; ahhhh it’s very nice, okay back to this.
[Louis C.K.] Source: LYBIO.net
Nobody’s watching your kids’ videos on Facebook, I promise you. I’ll prove it to you. Next time you tape your kid’s dance, tape one second of it and then add 20 minutes of just your own asshole. Just go in the bathroom and just record your own anus opening and closing for 20 minutes. Tack it onto your kid dancing for a second and put that on Facebook. Everybody will write the same thing.”that’s adorable! I think I see a future star!”
Louis CK – Stupid Facebook Posts – Oh My God. Nobody’s watching your kids’ videos on Facebook, I promise you. I’ll prove it to you. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.