Leda Muir – Spooder Attack
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[Leda Muir – Spooder Attack]
[Leda Muir] Source: LYBIO.net
Hi guys, its Leda. I am a witch. (laughs) So since it’s almost Halloween, I decided to talk about some spooky things to try and get into the Halloween spirit a little bit. We will start out with fucking spiders.
Spiders are literally the spawns of Satan, they have eight legs. Nothing in the world ever needs eight legs. I am legit, so afraid of spiders that once there was a spider in the window sill of my bathroom and I would not go in my bathroom for two weeks. I couldn’t shower or pee or poop or anything, because there was a spider in there.
So I had to use my neighbor’s bathroom for two weeks, because my mom refused to take the spider out of the bathroom and I sure as hell wasn’t going to touch it. So what else am I supposed to do besides poop outside and use the hose to clean by body. And my neighbor was always like, why are you using my bathroom so much? And I was like, because the devil has laid eggs and hatched a scary pedophile spider in my bathroom and he was like, Oh.
[Leda] Source: LYBIO.net
And spiders make themselves known at the most inconvenient of times like when you are trying to go to sleep for example. Like, one time my friend Kat was sleeping over at my house and while we were lying down, ready to go to bed, a spider crawled up my thigh and that isn’t okay. The spider was all like, I am going to touch legs girl. And I was like, no, spider, you suck.
So of course to be safe, I screamed and went across the room and rid myself of all of my clothing. They were also masters of pure evil and destruction. One actually broke my laptop once while I was trying to do a battleground on [wild]. I was just minding my own business and suddenly one of those creepy ass, skinny ass, daddy long leg things, crawled across my keyboard, so I shut my laptop closed as hard as I could and threw it across the room. That actually happened.
So yeah, spiders are definitely spooky enough to be a thing on Halloween. Watch this year a spider is like gonna steal all my candy and make me cry. If you guys do see any spiders, take precaution and just be like, no spider, I’ll freaking cut you and you should be okay.
[Leda] Source: LYBIO.net
I love you guys and I hope that you have a beautiful day and a wonderful October. I love you. Bye.
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