Kids In The Hall – Girl Drink Drunk
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[Kids In The Hall – Girl Drink Drunk]
[Kevin:] Ray, I guess you’re wondering why I asked you here tonight. Well, the board had a little meeting today and unless my eyes deceive me I think I’m facing the new vice-president in charge of distribution! Congratulations Ray!
[Dave:] Thank you, Mr. Barnes.
[Kevin:] Please, call me Russell. Let’s celebrate with a drink!
[Dave:] Oh uh I’m afraid I don’t drink, Russ.
[Kevin:] Grown man like you, Ray?
[Dave:] Well, I’ve just never liked the taste of alcohol.
[Kevin:] Oh, come on, Ray. What about a Chocolate Choo-choo? It’s a girl drink. Tastes like candy. Don’t disappoint me, Ray.
[Dave:] Okay uh, sure, Russ. I’ll have a… Chocolate Choo-choo.
[Kevin:] Great! I hate to drink alone. Can I have a Chocolate Choo Choo for my friend please, and I’ll have a scotch-and-soda!
[Kevin:] I think I did! Hey, dear soldier, huh, Ray? Another Tahitian Tihi for my friend, the vice-president!
[Woman W:] Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo.
[Kevin:] And waitress, this time no giggling.
[Kevin:] Waitress, could my friend have another Bourbon Bugs’ Blood?
[Woman W:] Will he need a fresh bib?
[Man:] Ray. Ray. Are you okay? Is, uh, is anything wrong?
[Dave:] No I’m, I’m… I’m fine. I just have to — I’ve just gotta… I’ve just gotta go get some paper clips.
[Dave:] ‘ Morning, ladies! I’ll just be in here if anyone should… need me.
[Woman S:] Are you okay in there Ray?
[Dave:] I’M FINE! I’M JUST LOOKING FOR PAPERCLIPS!… Everything’s all right. I found them.
[Woman S:] Ray, Mr. Miller would like to see you.
[Dave:] Really? That’s excellent. I’ll just get some more paperclips first… Russ, I hear you wanted to see me.
[Kevin:] Have a seat, Ray.
[Dave:] Pft. Sure.
[Kevin:] Would you like a drink?
[Dave:] Yes Russ. I’ll have a Squash Strawberry Alley Cat if you don’t mind.
[Kevin:] Gee, Ray I… don’t think I know that one.
[Dave:] Well it’s really quite simple Russ. You simply take twelve large strawberries chopped, three ounces of dark rum and a…
[Kevin:] Good God.
[Dave:] …a splash of creme de menthe…
[Kevin:] Coming. Coming.
[Dave:] …shake gently and pour. Source: LYBIO.net
[Kevin:] Here you go, Ray.
[Dave:] Ooh. Thank you, Russ.
[Kevin:] Ray, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but you missed a whole week’s work.
[Dave:] But I can explain.
[Kevin:] No, Ray. No explanations necessary. It’s your drinking. It’s got out of control. Let’s face it, Ray: you’re a girl drink drunk. We’ve got to let you go.
[Kevin:] But you know, Ray, I can’t help feeling responsible for your condition. But then, I can’t help not caring. It’s who I am, and I refuse to apologize for it. NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE before you start throwing up… little fruity things.
[Dave:] Fine. But you know, you’re not the only cardboard packaging company in town.
[Kevin:] Yes we are Ray.
[Dave:] Oh? Oh *well*.
[Kid:] Hey mister! Here’s your milkshake.
[Kid:] Thanks for the ice cream.
[Dave:] Aah. Thanks kid.
[Kevin:] “Tastes like candy Ray. It’s a… girl drink.”
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