Kid President – An Open Letter To Moms
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[Kid President – An Open Letter To Moms]
[Robby Novak (January 26, 2003) – Kid President] Source LYBIO.net
This one goes out to Moms! On behalf of all the kids in the world here are ten things every mom needs to know. Number #1, put down your phone. (unless your kid is named ‘Phone’) Number #2, don’t name your kid ‘Phone’. It’s just not right, that’s messed up. Number #3, we love you. But sometimes we don’t know how to say it. Sometimes it just comes out screaming or crying. So the next time your kid screams, you know what they are really saying is: “I Love You Mom.” “You’re Beautiful.” “Thank You, For Not Naming Me ‘Phone’.” (laughs) #4, STOP CLEANING! Your house isn’t messy, your house is awesome. It’s awesome because we live in it. My mom got stuff to do!
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Number #5, MOM upside down is WOW! Doesn’t really mean anything but I just thought it was really cool. WOW! It should be like this WOW WOW! WOW WOW! Number #6, while I have you here, I wanna take a second and talk about MEATLOAF. Maybe it’s like a loaf of bread but it’s MEAT! MOM, WE LOVE YOU! But lets cool it on the Meatloaf. Number #7, thank you for cleaning up all the poop. Number #8, HAVE FUN for once. We love to see you have fun. Dance in the grocery story Ah-Ha – I bought all this stuff. Or sing in the middle of the driveway. Ohhhh – you’ll feel great, it’ll feel great. And it’ll scare your kids so much that they’ll be quite. Number #9, HUG MORE. SHOUT LESS. I get it. I get it. Sometimes we do some things wrong. Growing up is scary – there’s school, there’s tests, there’s telling times with clocks that have hands. Tying your shoes and kilograms and [colomograms].
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Colomograms?
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I don’t know it’s hard but that’s why I go to school. It’s just hard to grow up. Sometimes we just need moms – moms to tell us “everything’s okay”. Number #10, the secret to changing the world: MOMS. Without Moms, no of us would be here. Moms – kids love you! You! You! And You! If every Mom in the world knew how awesome they were, every problem in the world would be fixed. From kids everywhere, thanks for believing in us, putting up with us, and straight-up lovin’ us. Mom you keep us dancing! Woo-oooo get swaggin’ – get swaggin’! SENT THIS TO A MOM! ANY MOM! SOMEBODY WHO HAS BEEN AN AWESOME MOM TO YOU! Let them know you wouldn’t be here without them. Kid President OUT!
DANCE! I don’t know, man, I met people with some weird things all because of their mom. I met a dude named corn-dog one time.
– No you didn’t.
Yes, I did. I think he named Corn-Dog, and you know why his name is Corn-Dog?
– Why?
Cause he ate so many Corn-Dogs. Get it, he ate too many Corn Dogs.
I’m Out!
Soul Pancake Subscribe.
Loaf of Meat. (Laughs)
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