Key & Peele – Sex With Black Guys
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[Key & Peele – Sex With Black Guys]
I want to know what’s going on with the huge woman, and I want to know what the deal is with the red witch lady.
Yes. Yes. Yes. [laughs]
I would too.
You know what I’m saying? [laughing]
No, but I mean, like, have you? Have you–have you ever slept with a black guy?
No, but I really want to.
[laughs] me too! Apparently, it is, like, a whole other thing than sleeping with white men.
Oh, no, no. I heard they’re supposed to be, like, way better at it or something.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard that too. I wonder if it’s ’cause they have, like–like, better rhythm, you know?
Right, ’cause they’re really good dancers.
I mean, apparently, they have, like, bigger–
Oh, way bigger penises, right? [laughs]
I guess that’s because of Africa? Yeah, like, I feel like they’re just-they’re, like, really with you in the moment.
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Like, if they’re gonna be with you, they’re in the here and now.
Exactly. Exactly. Because they know that they basically have no future.
[laughs] I know.
Think about it.
It’s so sad.
Think about it! [laughs]
I do feel like they treat their women with just, like, a little bit more compassion, though. Yeah, like, respect and stuff. Oh, because their dads were never around!
Oh, right, and they also have a lot of time on their hands ’cause even if they have kids, they never go visit them.
Oh, please. Totally. Baby daddy? That’s a thing.
Oh. That’s in the dictionary now because of black people.
See? Ser-i-ou-sly. Apparently, black guys just know how to please white women. Right? Just, like, way more than white men.
Oh, well, it’s probably in their blood ’cause they’re used to pleasing their white masters.
Yeah! Law of the jungle, right?
I am so desperate to find out for myself. [laughter]
Okay, um, I’m gonna go to the bathroom…
And I swear to you, if there is a black guy back there, I’m gonna blow him. [laughter]
So, unrelated, I now have to go to the bathroom, uh, because I’ve been drinking coffee all day. So I will be back in a little while.
Well, you know what? Let–let me go first. I’ll be about 30 seconds.
Ooh, ow. I hit my penis there.
I’m sorry. I don’t have any money, sir.
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