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Adrian Houser on the bump for the Brewers today. This one’s brought to you by affordablejerseys.com.
96 miles per hour. First inning, third batter, 96 again, bullpens thinking, damn, he’s throwing hard today, doesn’t even look like he’s going to throw up, wrong, off-speed there. Doesn’t get the call, fast ball, no check swing or eaten it, didn’t – look chopper right back to him. Third out of the inning, oh, he boots it.
Speaking of boots, boot and rally comes to mind. Oh my God, stomach’s turning. Hold it in, Adrian. Hold. You’re not going to puke. You’re not going to puke. We’re not doing this. Okay. Fuck, we’re gonna throw up. Hey, we got to throw up. Hey, Moustakas, can you crowd the guys around me? Booyah!
Yeah, okay. Guys, don’t really want to be around. And Moose is like, yo, come on, let’s get the man’s some privacy. Let’s cover him up. No one wants to see him puking. Trainers like, are you okay? He’s like, yeah, I’m just puking. That’s all. Okay. Get the man some water.
If you’re acting – if you’re wondering why this seems normal, it’s because it is. Houser is a puker. This is last year. Puked on the mound it’s his intimidation thing. You know –
Why you’re not going to want to face a guy who was puking all over the ball, throwing puke balls left and right at your face – he’s great after he pukes, the numbers support it.
So you know you’re kind of puke when you got to puke. Get him some water. You know – I could use some water because I just threw up. So hey, quick tip. Don’t brush your teeth after you throw up.
It ruins the enamel or some shit. And all the dentists are so excited that, Oh, John boy did it again. Those great dental tips, he always slips them in, Houser is like, yeah, it’s okay. I just puke when I make errors. That’s all.
They’re going to take that puke, throw it into a puke tree that’s going to be really nice. Fertilize the puke. Everything’s good.
He’s like, ma’am, sorry about that. Just I puked sometimes. Did he finish the inning?
Of course he finished the inning, got the count to full to Odor and then he strikes him out and guess what he did the rest of the game.
He went six innings pitched, one earned run 10-Ks or something like that.
Dude is amazing at pitching after he pukes.
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