Jenna Marbles – What Your Drunk Name Is
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[Jenna Marbles – What Your Drunk Name Is]
[Jenna Mourey – Jenna Marbles] Source: LYBIO.net
Marbles are you smiling, but it’s a different smile than it was before, it’s a whole new smile, he is such a talented smiler.
First of all, before I start any of this, I want to clarify something, I feel like you guys think I drink a lot more than I do. I drink on the weekends like a regular human.
All I tweet something on like a Monday morning, like 9:00 AM, everyone is like LOL Jenna is drunk right now, like, fuck you. And second of all, I just want to say as a disclaimer, drinking does not excuse you from making bad choices, it’s always your fault, this is just a funny way to blame some harmless things that you do when you’re drinking on yourself.
Please don’t take this video the wrong way and ‘drink responsibly’. I wanted to share with you something that my friends and I used to do in college. No pressure, we didn’t invent this, but for those of you that are old enough to drink or gotten drunk, you know that you do think sometimes that you wouldn’t usually do and what do people like to do when they do something they wouldn’t usually do, blame someone else.
[Jenna Marbles] Source: LYBIO.net
Well, I am going to give you a way to blame someone else so then that fulfills your need to blame someone else; while also blaming yourself. And that’s just to name your drunk self. So, say, you text your ex-boyfriend a bunch of times, or you pee on somebody’s PlayStation, it’s not your fault it was your drunk person’s fault, and you know that person is.
You switch the letters of your first and last name, that’s your drunk self. For example, Menna Jarbles made a bunch of drunk videos that I have nothing to do with, so, maybe you like them, maybe you didn’t like them, but Menna, Menna had a great time, and sometimes with vowels it gets tricky so you may have to drop some letters or keep some letters and if your first name and your last name start with the same letter then you’re already too cool to play this game, so you are not invited to the party, sorry.
Menna Jourey has made some really bad decisions in the past, for example Menna stepped on Jenna’s hair strainer and then started crying about it one night and told her friend that Jenna is going to be so mad at her and then Menna duct-taped it back together hoping she wouldn’t notice. Menna slept on stairs, under desks, Menna Jourey decided it was a great idea to pitch a tent on the roof one night to go camping.
Menna Jourey slapped someone else outside of the McDonald’s. Menna has made out with people that Jenna certainly never wanted to make out with. You see what that does, now you can blame someone but also at the same time, somehow blame yourself. It’s like backwards taking responsibility. So, if you’re really drunk some night and you end up giving someone your phone number and the next morning you wake and you have no idea who that person is, oh, sorry, Jenna didn’t give you her phone number Menna did.
Menna will get back to you as soon as possible, I literally have no idea who you are, Menna was the one that ate all that Doritos. Jenna wasn’t the one that lost to you in beer pong, Menna was. Menna doesn’t have good balance, I even got a breathalyzer, not even for any like legit purposes, just to know when you’re turning into Menna, and now I want to leave you with some people that have some epic drunk names that I would love to hangout with drunk for the sole purpose of telling them their drunk name and how drunk they are.
[Jenna Marbles] Source: LYBIO.net
Hyan Riga, Jay William Rohnson, Estine Jzarik, Sailor Twift, Ticholas Nage, Bustin Jeiber, Mruno Bars, Sritney Bpears, Lindsay Lohan so fucked up, this is her name all the time. Parah Salin, Marley Horenstein, Pichelle Mhan, Farrison Hord, Datt Maymon, Jerek Deter, Nilly Bye the guy inside, Dnoop Sog, Lueen Qatifah and Keyonce Bnowles. Yes, so next time you get drunk, I mean it’s still your fault if you throw up some chipotle all over your carpet, but at least it will make you feel better to blame someone else for the time being.
Marbles what’s your drunk name? I guess you and Kermit can switch names, so you’ll be Carbles and he’ll be Mermaid, Carbles and Mermaid getting hammered. Say, you make sure you subscribe to our channel, now we make videos every Wednesday. Spider Man, you could be Mider San, when you get hammered. How come he doesn’t have a dick honestly, where’s your dick? It’s not there. All right, so see you next week, I love you. Carbles and Mermaid sitting in a tree drinking and then sucking each other’s dick, getting each other’s mouths pregnant, oh my god.
Jenna Marbles – What Your Drunk Name Is. Hyan Riga, Jay William Rohnson, Estine Jzarik, Sailor Twift, Ticholas Nage, Bustin Jeiber, Mruno Bars, Sritney Bpears, Lindsay Lohan so fucked up, this is her name all the time. Parah Salin, Marley Horenstein, Pichelle Mhan, Farrison Hord, Datt Maymon, Jerek Deter, Nilly Bye the guy inside, Dnoop Sog, Lueen Qatifah and Keyonce Bnowles. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.