Jenna Marbles – How Guys Take A Shower
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[Jenna Marbles – How Guys Take A Shower]
[Jenna N. Mourey (September 15, 1986):] Source: LYBIO.net
I got to get into the shower again today. I ran out of deodorant. I smell like a banana split in a jockstrap, like a [burnt] baby, like a mustard covered [ass gerbil], like the mouth piece of my clarinet, like a diaper after the fun. I got to take a shower. Naked time, flex, and wait a second I need to change something. This light is way better, I’m jacked, let me set the mood, lavender. How are you doing, let me play some tunes.
*Cause I want it all or – Nothing at all*.
It makes me feel the feels ha ha ha ha ha. No, if you got to cry, cry like a man. Oh! Oh!.
No I’m fine mom. God, that’s a good song, should make that my ringtone. Ow – It’s too hot. It’s burnt my muscles off. What should I wash first, my face or my (ba-ba-ba-back). Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, the shampoo feels great. Oh my god it burns. Maybe I should use this with glove, and this towel, and this razor, and this face thing, and this toothbrush, and my candle.
Ba-ba-ba-ba – Is that a spider, but I’m so close. No, I got to set my dominance and make full eye contact until I finish. Awesome, can’t wait to tell to internet, I did that. Well time to die. I should wash myself. I have a shampoo, I’ll just use it for everything.
My man body is so manly, maybe if I shave my legs, I’ll see my muscles better. Body builders do it.
Here we go, wow, ewwww – so silky. Um…I feel like a pro-athlete. I got to wash my dick, better wash my dick again, that’s what my coach always says. Did I wash my dick yet? It’s easier to wash when it’s hard. Maybe I’ll shave it. Umm… It feels weird. Ah-I look like a giant 12 year old, sweet. I love 12 year olds.
I got to go pee pee. [farts] Oh, oh, there it goes.
I got to blow my nose, and rinse it off. I can’t forget my shower beer and I’m so thirsty. And a shower whisky. And my shower cigar and I’m hungry, and some shower jerky.
[Drake – Hold On, We’re Going Home – Featuring – Majid ]
I got my eyes on you, you’re everything that I see
I want your hot love and emotion endlessly…
[Jenna Marbles:] Source: LYBIO.net
(Inaudible). No cry like a man, uh, uhhhh. I got to get out of the shower, Basketball Wives is odd. Drying off, drying off. Fuck. Now I got to take a shit. I have to do this all over again.
One of them is real and one of them is fake. That’s the fake one. Fakest friend I’ve ever had. You just used me for chicken, you don’t even like me. It’s a bitter or a sweet day my friends. This is the last video I would ever make in this house. And I’m moving next week. So I’ll see you in my new place. You’re invited and good bye house. It’s time to go, because you catch on fire, and you have termites, and fuck you, pack my dick up and get the dick out of here.
Don’t hate on us, because we look like a sexy pirate lumberjack. Sexy lumberjack pirate girl, get on my dick. Ah-
Bye, Spiderman, good bye Jerome I don’t know where you’re going to go in my new house. So, let’s say good bye for now. So make sure you subscribe to my channel. We put on new videos every fucking Wednesday and Thursday. Uh-huh – And we still have dog toys, jennamarblesblog.com/shop.
All right, that’s it. Two years in my magical house, and now we’re moving on, sad friend. Sad and weird, just kidding, peace motherfucker. I’m out of this bitch. [belches] *laughs*
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