Fred – Goes To A School Dance
Oh, my god, these pants just fit great on me!
I’m trying to find the words to describe myself without being dis-respectful.
Hey, Fred, please stop singing!
Right when I thought, there is going to be, some peace and quiet you start screaming at the top of your lungs. Fred STOP!!!
Oh, my gosh, mom! Talk to the hand cause the face is not going to put up with that! Okay!
Hi, guys, sorry you have to put up with that nonsense, my was being mad, cause I was practicing for the dance tonight. Your right, my school is having an annual Valentines Day School Dance tonight, I am so ready for this dance, I even wore, my best Khakis, yup! You see these are my Khaki’s and you might see my ankles showing, but that is fine with me. I am especially excited because I am gonna hardcore fast dance with Judy. I’m going be dancing like this (swinging my arms in the air – repeatedly) the whole night. Oh, ya, oh, ya, break down to the move, break down to the move, Oh Oh OH OH, Ohhhhh… get down to the beat, get down to the beat! Get down to the, oh. (crashes on the chair). Am I bad, just hope that doesn’t happen at the dance! You know what’s fantastic, about this whole dance thing? Is that Kevin, he’s fat and all, he won’t be able to dance real long, cause his body will get all sweaty, and his arm pits will have stains. No one wants to dance with a fat sweaty guy, trust me!! I think I know, my mom tells me about it!! I’m not trying to offend any of you guys, but my mom warns me that girls are not attractive to the sweaty boys, and I’m sorry, I’m sorry, if your sweaty maybe the doctor can give you medicine for it, I can’t help you with that, I’m sorry.
Now that my hair is done, I’m gonna spray some delicious body spray on me, that will attract those girls and flock, they’d be coming up to me in groups and everyone is gonna wanna dance with the Fred-Master.
Okay, Mr. Figglehorn is gonna hit the dance floor, so I’m gonna talk to you guys later!
[4 hours and 34.6 minutes later..]
I’m never going back to that school never again!! They made me so mad that I peeed my pants that I ruined my best Khaki’s. I had to change back into my regular pants cause my other pants smelled like urine.
[Fred Talking To His Dog]
No, No chewing on pants that I peed on, its okay, I know you didn’t know better.
Anyways the dance didn’t go as I planned, cause Judy was dancing with that fat slob the whole entire time, and he was sweaty, and she was still dancing with him, I’m not even exaggerating that dancing was so sick, it was so disgusting, and I wouldn’t be surprised that Judy was pregnant after dancing with him like that. Judy, was dancing like she was in a 50 Cent video, or something, like she was in a hardcore rap video. Well, I guess, I can’t just focus on all the negative things, I mean. Even though I was dancing by myself in a corner most of the time, I did dance with one person. So I was just in a corner dancing by myself and when a girl with a bunch of acne covering her all face, came up to me and asked me if I wanted to dance, and once I got passed the fact that her face was covered in acne, it was pretty fun, we danced to single ladies by Beyonce and we both knew the dance perfectly so, it worked out well, I mean all the other kids were laughing at us and taking pictures on their phones, but I didn’t care, if I had a chance I would teach each and every one of the kids in my school a lesson or two! Then maybe they’d accept me! I mean seriously, the kids at my school should be happy I’m there! I’d be out to the table, I know the Single Ladies Dance, I’m a good singer and sometimes I bring stray animals to school, so you should be happy, Okay! the dance was okay, I guess, it would of been better, if Judy would of noticed me, but I’m gonna go, I’ll talk to you guys later, I hope you all have a good Valentines Day.
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