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[Emmys On Donald Trump]
[Stephen Colbert:] Source: LYBIO.net
We know that the biggest TV star of the last year is Donald Trump.
And we all know the Emmy’s mean a lot to Donald Trump because he was nominated multiple times for The Celebrity Apprentice but he never won.
I tell you this, if he had won an Emmy I bet he wouldn’t have run for president.
The President has complained repeatedly that the Emmys are rigged, he even went after the host a few years back tweeting “that Seth Meyers is hosting the Emmy Awards is a total joke. He is very awkward with almost no talent. Marbles in his mouth!”
That’s quite an accusation, any response Seth.
[Spits Marbles Out]
Because unlike the Presidency, Emmys go to the winner of the popular vote.
What really matters to Donald Trump is ratings. You gotta have the big numbers.
Is there anyone who could say how big the audience is? Sean do you know?
This would be the largest audience to witness an Emmys, period! Both in person and around the world.
Yo, firstly I want to think, you know the great algorithm that put us all here. I want to thank my parents who are in the audience, this is nuts my brother. I want to thank Trump for making black people number one on the most oppressed list. He’s the reason I’m probably up here.
We have a great final season that we’re about to start filming with a lot of surprises that our fabulous writers have cooked up. We did have a whole story line about an impeachment, but we abandoned that because we were worried that someone else might get to it first.
Urgh…. I suppose I should say at long last Mr. President here is your Emmy. I want to thank my wife, my wife and I had three children in three years. And we didn’t have a child last year during the SNL season. I wonder if there is a correlation there. All you men out there, you put that orange wig on as birth control, trust me.
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