Doug Stanhope – TV Doctors – Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe
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[Doug Stanhope – TV Doctors – Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe]
Good old fashion British televised healthcare there, but what’s American televised healthcare like? Let’s ask an American namely drunk comic, Doug Stanhope.
[Doug Stanhope] Source: LYBIO.net
I am Doug Stanhope and that’s why I drink. As I am sure you are aware, we don’t have a national health service here in America like you do. We either have to pay for it or we have to suck it up.
Fucking U.K. they have nationalized healthcare, we have 300 channels of cable and TV doctors, you have to get the best you could do.
Yeah, we are truck full of TV doctors, doling out all the free advice you are willing to swallow. Have you heard of Dr. Phil? He is a Oprah Winfrey prodigy. The other day, we saw, he had a 800-pound guy that had made a YouTube video of himself.
[Robert – Overweight Guy Asks For Help]
I am just trying to get some help. Nutritionists, personal trainer, Dr. Phil.
Please help me Dr. Phil because I can’t get out of my bed. So, Dr. Phil being a great doctor and all, he sends an ambulance directly to this poor fat prick’s house and they tow his bed into a oversize industrial ambulance and they drive him directly into the studios as any medical professional would do.
Do you really believe that you can have a normal life and a normal body, and a normal health?
When they run out of obvious advice, like plug up your top hole fatty, you are eating too much, then they have to move into junk science. Now, we just start inventing diseases, what you are a Hoarder, oh, wait, that’s not a habit, that is obsessive compulsive disorder, and we have an expert here that can help you with it if you allow them to exploit you on TV for an hour. I watch Hoarders and I see shit I need.
[Doug Stanhope] Source: LYBIO.net
Then we have the cottage industry of rehab television, you have Dr. Drew and you have Addicted and you have Cracking Addiction. Intervention is my favorite. Intervention is a show that’s 58 minutes long of complete exploitation. It’s just watching some poor prick stumble through his life and get fired from his job and he is shooting up in a bus toilet. Now he is puking in a trash can and shitting his pants, that’s the first 55 minutes and then they cut to The Intervention and that’s just a sad family sitting around reading these sappy letters that they wrote like Hallmark greeting cards. This is the ways you ruined my life Bruce, you didn’t show up for Sheilas bar mitzvah. And then they whisk him off to rehab where you go, okay, now, this is where it’s helpful, it’s going to show us how they rehabilitate these people. No, that’s the end of show, graphic at the end. Bruce hasn’t drank since July 21, 2009. Well, what did you do in the rehab? If you are trying to help people, you might want to tell us what the fucking cure is. You skipped over that part entirely.
I am just saying that you are going to get your medical advice from a TV doctor, you might as well just get the advice from Dr. Dre or Dr. Seuss, because at least that way the bad advice you get will rhyme.
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