College Humor – Facebook Law For Idiots
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Recently, many of you have been posting this message to your Facebook walls, declaring that by doing so, Facebook has no legal right to your content.
In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my personal details, illustrations, comics, paintings, photos and videos, etc. (as a result of the Berner Convention).
For commercial use of the above my written consent is needed at all times!
(Anyone reading this can copy this text and paste it on their Facebook Wall. This will place them under protection of copyright laws, By the present communiqué, I notify Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, disseminate, or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The aforementioned prohibited actions also apply to employees, students, agents and/or any staff under Facebook’s direction or control. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of my privacy is punished by law (UCC 1 1-308-308 1-103 and the Rome Statute).
Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are recommended to publish a notice like this, or if you prefer, you may copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you will be tacitly allowing the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in your profile status updates
By posting that, here’s what you’re actually declaring.
I don’t know how laws work?
I think legal terms are magic words that can force people to do what I want.
I believe a wall post is a binding legal contract that can override a terms of service agreement.
The agreement you clicked yes to without reading in 2004.
I make knee jerk decisions based on fear.
Like an animal.
Declaring something on your Facebook wall, doesn’t make it true.
Here are some other things you could declare and have exactly the same impact.
I am Koltrimac, King of Pennsylvania.
I am exempt from taxation, alternate side parking, and talking to my mom’s friends.
If you’re reading this, now I own your car.
I get to have two bar mitzvahs.
I am hereby immune to gonorrhea.
If you’re a guy and we’re hanging out, we’re dating now.
Cats love me, as much as I love them.
Hogwarts is real and I have a shot.
Also, if you’re going to copy and paste legal terms, take a second and Google them first.
Or Bing it, you can even Bing that shit.
Here is some of the high power law talk you pasted into your status without checking.
The Berne Convention is 126 year old Swiss treaty.
It has nothing to do with the internet.
The Rome Statute governs the prosecution of international war criminals for genocide.
Yeah, so unless you’re posting Raffle, just gas 20,000 Canadians; this one does not apply.
And let’s talk about the word communiqué for a second. Just because the word is fancy and French, doesn’t it make it legally binding.
Here is something that’s never happened.
What? It’s a communiqué, case’s closed. It is communiqué everyone, we can all go home, communiqué.
Here are some more fancy words that also mean nothing in a court of law.
In conclusion, stop being a Dumb Darryl.
A Gullible Gus.
And an uninformed Umbarato.
Thanks for watching. And remember forward this video to ten friends in the next hour or you’ll have bad sex for the rest of your life.
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