Chris Crocker – What Is Normal?
Can anyone out there tell me what normal means?
Oh you cant, well let me read it from the dictionary.
According to the dictionary; Normal means:
“conforming with, adhering to, or constituting a norm”
Then below it says, listen and to this its a real kicker.
“free from mental illness, sane”
So basically, the dictionary says that ah if you conform
and go along with the crowd and then you are free
from mental illness, you’re sane, you’re “okay”.
( Chris hand gestures “okay” with his fingers )
People normal is a big gimmick, um ah, the ____ want people to question
there sanity, they want people to feel weird, they want people to wanna be normal.
( Chris Pauses )
DON’T WANT TO BE NORMAL. Okay.
If anything, some of the people that are considered psychotic, are some of them are brilliant people in the world.
If people are making you feel crazy.
Odds are you’re really smart.
If you’re questioning things – GOOD FOR YOU.
Okay people, I see it like this.
Normal was invented to make people question who they are.
You always hear those people saying: “Is that weird? Is that weird of me?”
Chris Answers: “No Honey, Don’t Question Yourself?”
I just, I cant stand it, okay, Webster you need to lay off the booze cause normal doesn’t exist and whoever created the word normal was a real azz.
Ah, god, there’s how many people in this world? How can normal exist? In the same universe in the same world as individuality. I don’t understand that, I’d rather be called crazy.
In this day and age. Crazy is a compliment, I’d rather be called crazy than normal in any day. Normal is like calling me a c__nt. Don’t call me that.
If you call me Normal, I’m gonna knock and sock ya. But if you call me crazy, I’m gonna say: “You’re sweet”. Thanks.
That’s like complimenting my blouse or my hair. ( Chris touches his hair )
So ya, Normal doesn’t exist, Normal never was and never will be.