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[Cellphones Make People Flaky As F]
Cellphones Have Made People Flaky as #%@^
This message is for everyone. Any resemblance to actual persons, friends of ours, or recent events, is entirely coincidental and not intended to offend.
Something you might have noticed is that it’s become increasingly difficult to make plans and actually keep them.
A very important message from:
Phil Mills and Alex Cornell
Cellphones have made people flaky as [beep]. Let’s say you decide to make plans. The first thing you need to do is adjust your expectations. Cellphones have made plans susceptible to revision at any moment, thus making them in advance is essentially pointless.
Dinner tongiht at 7pm?
Futile even. In case you do, here’s what to expect.
Once your plans have been made a series of reconformations will follow. A reconformation is a neurotic reiteration of a plan that’s already been confirmed.
yo guys, still on for tongiht?
yep i’ll be there!
not sure yet, will text
The purpose is to weed out the first few no shows people that would have canceled anyway just later.
Shoot sorry guys, forgot I’ve got work tonight
kk i’ll text in lil to make sure
Also, don’t be alarmed if your original plan becomes an entirely [beep] new one.
you guys want to check out this house party instead?
Once it comes time for your plans we can divide your invitees into three categories. First, we have the late comers. Those that despite the remedial time management skills it takes to actually show up somewhere on time, will find themselves still at work, stuck in traffic or looking for parking.
hey running 10min behind!
leaving now, be there in a sec. sorry!
ah wasn’t expecting all this predictable rush hour traffic!
Second, we have the no shows. Those that will bail at the last minute, but then seem unusually eager to reschedule in order to compensate.
looks like i’ll have to miss dinner. want to meet up after? like say 930?? ttyl lol fml
Third, we have the optimizers. These guys are reluctant to commit because they’re still evaluating if your plan is the best plan.
who’s going to be there? how many people? are there girls? is it fun? where is it?
And last, there is the possibility of a fourth category, those that would show up on time. But as the expectation bar indicates this is highly unlikely.
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Now all of this might seem really rude, annoying or just plain [beep] and that’s because it is.
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