Um… if you’re homeless just buy a house.
Like, I want to tell you about my plan to single-handedly save the planet! I call it the Green New Deal! I picked green because I’m still learning my colors.
Basically, ‘STRAIGHT PRIDE’ is where all the straight people are going to gather and celebrate being ‘straight’.
The Most Important PSA In The World. What’s up? I’m San Tan Tan.
Cole Hersch I Think Walgreens Should Have A Mascot. Dear Walgreens. I think it’s about time that you guys got yourself a mascot in your stores and I have just the idea.
Caroline Konstnar Gene Kelly Attorney. Just remember I am the law and I will get you off.
8 Year Old Ava Martinez Impersonates Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez On Climate Change. I have a lot of friends who moved to America from Facebook.
@_hublette Randy Savage Perfect Impersonation Of Popcorn Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. It’s like tragic and horrific together – straight up it’s terrific. We gotta do something you guys. We gotta do something.
No matter how you feel about the wall, you know – I think it’s a moral abomination. I think it’s like the Berlin Wall.
Brandon Calvillo Parenting In 2050. Hey non-binary offspring. Hey non-gender specific parent.