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[Robert Bruce “Rob” Ford (May 28, 1969):] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey there, I’m Rob Ford eh, you may know me as the Mayor of Toronto. Well, I prefer to think of myself as a comedian first.
If you’ve enjoyed my antics throughout the year, why not we live them every month with the Rob Ford calendar. For my fans, it’s a great way to look back at all my wacky antics and for my detractors, it’s a fun we’d count down all the days I have left in office.
Let’s take a look at January. Now in Canada we have normal New Year and Chinese New Year. I always make a point every year to honor the hard working oriental people by dressing up like them. I get a lot of shaky bombs that night, I really Pearl Harbor to heck out of my liver. Some people see this photos in bad taste and I’m a bad person. But if I was a bad person will they give me my own reality show? I think not.
Now February is all about Valentine’s Day, is that when I like to treat my wife right by getting her a prostitute as well? Why should I have all the fun?
[Rob Ford:] Source: LYBIO.net
Now March is when we celebrate St. Patty’s Day, but I celebrate St. Patty’s Day all year around, by never being sober and by hating on Italians. The March also marks the beginning of spring, which can mean only one thing cyclists. I think we can all agree that cyclists are a nuisance. So I have tried to do my part to crack down on them literally with my car.
Now April Fools’ Day is the day that I make fools at everyone who voted for me. Look here is picture of me on April 1st when I told my family that I had stopped drinking. Haah April Fools’ I never stopping, I mean it’s just not realistic. Oh, look at him they are laughing so hard, they are crying. That girls love daddy’s pranks.
May is when I may or may not show up the work hammered. June is gay pride month. You’ll notice I am not in this picture. People got upset with me for not going to the gay pride parade, but why would I go to that. I mean if there is two things that I’m not, it’s gay and [proud] to myself.
And in Canada, we don’t celebrate Independence Day like you Americans do, but every July I do declare independence from my wife. I am a firm believer that the government just stay out of peoples’ personal lives, which is why I make no attempt to stop myself. Here is me passed out on the beach in August.
I don’t meddle in what I do in September, the season has changed, the leaves turn color, but there is one thing that never changes. My love of crack cocaine. In fact here is me handing out some crack to some trick-or-treaters for October. Now in my defense, we don’t really celebrate Halloween in Canada, so I didn’t have any candy to give them, so I had to give them something, I give them crack and I am very sorry.
[Rob Ford:] Source: LYBIO.net
And Thanksgiving is a day where I give thanks for all the pussy I have to eat at home. I am taking about wife pussy now people, I’m not even going to show the picture for this month, you’ll have to buy the calendar.
That brings us to December. Tis the season for forgiveness and beating up Santa. You know I don’t even remember this, so I don’t think I can really take the blame for it, I’m a firm believer that if you don’t remember something it didn’t happen. So buy my Rob Ford calendar, it’s only $19.99, come on buy it, don’t be a Jew. What, what I can’t – I can’t say that.
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