Banned iPhone 5 Promo
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[Banned iPhone 5 Promo]
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[Jony Five – Senior Vice President Design] Source: LYBIO.net
When you think about your iPhone, it’s probably the object that you use most in your life aside from your shoes. And with this unique relationship that people have with their iPhone, we take updating it very seriously. And that’s why we only really do so once every two years and the result is iPhone 5, the sixth iPhone. Sixth iPhone.
[Gregg Joswak – Vice President iPhone Thickness] Source: LYBIO.net
The iPhone 5 is the thickest and heaviest iPhone we’ve ever made. Just fucking with you. Of course we made it thinner and lighter; 18% thinner, 20% lighter; blah, blah, blah. Aren’t people still impressed by this? What is impressive is the lighting fast LTE downloads you will notice over your cellular network, speeds that are even greater than Wi-Fi that is until every asshole in the planet starts to clog up your network.
[Darnell Johnson – Senior Vice President – Black Apple Employees (he’s still the only one)]
In iPhone 5, we created the new much smaller Lighting Connector, it’s all digital. So, you know, it replace that ancient technology in the previous connector and it’s reversible. So you can use it either way. Try to [anon] with the older one. We think this more than makes up for the fact that you have to buy 15 adopters for all your old products.
[Rob Mansfeld – Senior Vice President – Cameras]
In iPhone 5, we updated the camera lens, cover.
We’re also introducing the new A6 chip that’s twice as slow as the last. Got you again, boom. You should’ve seen your face.
The panorama feature on iPhone 5 is completely revolutionary and unlike any free app you could have downloaded three years ago.
The seamless integration between hardware and software makes everything you do on iPhone 5 feel more fluid, responsive and fast. With this amazing display, you just feel like you can do more. You feel like you can do anything. Anything you put your mind to, you can do, because with this four inch display, anything. I can do it. Name something. I’m going to do it right now.
In iPhone 5, we said fuck off Google Maps and invented something called Flyover, plus we have turn-by-turn navigation spoken by Siri. Hit it bitch.
[Siri] Source: LYBIO.net
Turn left onto Lombard Street, then turn right onto Van Ness Avenue.
And now Siri can do even more for you. She can get sport scores, make dinner reservations, she can even tell you if she thinks your wife is cheating on you. Jennifer, we need to talk.
Facebook is integrated right into iOS 6. So get ready to read even more suck you could care less about.
And now you can make a FaceTime call right over the cellular network. So no matter where you are, you can see tits on your phone.
[Jony Five] Source: LYBIO.net
For iPhone 5, we started with a design that we really loved. But to build it, we had to look way into the future. So we basically built the iPhone 9 and then worked backwards. And let me tell you, once we figure out this numbering system in seven to eight years when the iPhone 9 comes out, it’s going to blow your mind, amazing, extraordinary, revolutionary, extramazinary illusioning, adjective.
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