Awkward Moments Only Asians Understand

Awkward Moments Only Asians Understand

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[Awkward Moments Only Asians Understand]

Cheese.

Oh! My God, you guys are so Asian right now. I’m going to be Asian too.

[Did someone blink?] Source: LYBIO.net

So where are you from?

I’m from Texas.

No, I mean like where are your parents from?

No, know you’re pretty tall for an Asian.

Oh, they’re from Korea. Where are your parents from?

Michigan.

No, where are your parents ancestors from?

Oh, I don’t know, like Europe.

I just want to introduce you to Eugene over here. Eugene, say hi to Stacey.

Hi, Stacey.

Yeah. Well, Stacey is really into Asian guy. So I figured it’d be a nice…you know..

It is so nice to finally meet your girlfriend.

Guess me and my friend were at 99 Ranch and we saw…

What’s 99 Ranch?

Actually I’m his sister.

Yeah, this is my girlfriend.

You don’t know what 99 Ranch is?

Oh, it’s that new bar, right?

Oh, such a banana. So anyways, yeah, so we were…

[Foreign Language] Source: LYBIO.net

I don’t speak…

Did you get…

No. Sorry.

So you’re Chinese?

Taiwanese actually.

You speak Cantonese?

Mandarin.

You know my cousin’s wife is Oriental.

Ah,,, so she is a rug.

Are you North or South Korea?

South

South

How can you tell?

It’s because I’m not trapped in North Korea.

No, she is from the Orient.

The Orient?

Yeah.

So we’re in the 1950s right now.

I’d be Red Ranger.

I’d be Blue Ranger.

You are the Yellow Ranger.

How do I change this setting?

Are you serious?

Yeah. I just got this phone…

You’re like a bad Asian.

So my mom was like, Eugene, why are you so skinny?

You can say that. That sounds like a little bit racist.

I mean it’s…

Were your parents have said that you want to go into entertainment.

Of course because I’m Asian. You think my parents want me to be a doctor or a lawyer or engineer. Okay, that’s like a little raciest, but it’s cool.

So she was like, oh, Eugene…

No, no, you can’t do it though.

Oh, okay, fair.

Oh, I wasn’t trying to be offensive. It’s good that they’re cool you know.

Nah, they want me to be a doctor

Take a selfie with me.

Yeah, mom that was my new girlfriend. No, she’s not Korean.

So glad I made minority friends, all my pictures look like [only] white people,

Uh…you know….

You know technically Asians are the majority. There are literally billions of us in the world.

Oh. Okay. Smile.

God, I love that new HBO show. It’s so diverse.

Yeah, there are no Asians on it.

Hey, Eugene, what’s 28 times 72?

Yeah, but there are two black people and an Asian receptionist.

I don’t know. I think it’s 1,500.

Okay. Thanks.

Are we all in the frame?

Yeah, you’re all in. You’re all in.

You know what Eugene, I had this thought like if we had a baby together it would be the most beautiful hot Asian baby in the entire world. Right?

Yes. Definitely. Source: LYBIO.net

Totally be half Asian..

Dude, in general half Asian people are the most beautiful.

Oh! My God, I had the best pho last night.

You mean pha.

Yet pho.

Hi, Eugene, I saw your awkward moments Only Asians Understand video. As an Indian, where was the rest of Asia?

I went with my girlfriend Tammy [Name] [indiscernible]

When?

I think probably around 8 o’ clock.

So, why don’t think about that next time you believe we’re something Asian.

It’s awkward

Is that your brother.

What?

Dishonor on you

Dishonor on your cow!

Damn…

I am the great stone dragon…

Let’s go.

I’m the great stone dragon Source: L Y B I O . N E T

Yup, you are…

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