William Shatner – State Farm® – Eat, Fry, Love, A Turkey Fryer Fire Cautionary Tale – 2011
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[William Shatner – State Farm® – “Eat, Fry, Love,” A Turkey Fryer Fire Cautionary Tale – 2011]
[William Shatner – Eat, Fry, Love – 2012 – A Cautionary Remix]
[William Shatner (March 22, 1931)] Source: LYBIO.net
Hi, I’m William Shatner and I love fried Turkey. So join my fryers club. But Turkey and oil are a dangerous combination so watch this video. I want your comments on it and I want to know how you plan to keep yourself and your family and me safe from Turkey Fryer Fire. I once loved this piece of metal but our relationship ended suddenly. It started as a hunger. I want a moistier, tastier turkey. I want a deep fried turkey. Back then everyone was doing it. Turkey Fryers flew off the shelves left and right. When I laid my hands on that fryer I didn’t want to let go. Pot. Thermometer. Dingle-dangle.
Oh – okay:
Hot oil, wet frozen Turkey.
Pushed together makes steam.
Pushing the hot oil over the top and igniting on the open flame. Don’t do that.
I learned a great deal but I was young and arrogant.
Blinded by my hunger. I ignored safety.
Spat in the face of science
Turn off the flame.
Damn it Will, that’s too much oil.
Where’s the Dingle-dangle.
Oh my goodness what have I done!
Aw Aw Aw Aw Aw Aw – Look At This! Aw Aw That is so stupid!
I loved you but you only brought me pain.
The fryer took so much from me, mostly arm hair, little skin but it gave me a healthy fear.
Fire, metal, oil and Turkey are glorious when in harmony.
“Turkey Fryer! I always wanted to try that!”
But their power is unrelenting in careless hands.
“It even has the dingle-dangle!”
Tip #1: Avoid oil spillover – don’t over-spill the pot.
Tip #2: Turn off flame when lowering the turkey into oil.
Tip #3: Fry outside, away from the house.
Tip #4: Properly thaw the turkey before frying.
Tip #5: Keep a grease-fire-approved extinguisher close.
William Shatner – State Farm® – Eat, Fry, Love, A Turkey Fryer Fire Cautionary Tale – 2011. Pushing the hot oil over the top and igniting on the open flame. Don’t do that. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.