Will Ferrell As George W. Bush Crashed Samantha Bee’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner Party
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[Will Ferrell As George W. Bush Crashed Samantha Bee’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner Party]
[Will Ferrell (As George W. Bush):] Source: LYBIO.net
How do you like me now, huh? The prodigal son has returned. I don’t know what that means, but I know it’s positive. It’s – it’s very prodigal. Quick uh… quick presidential update: I’m doing quite well, thank you. History is proving to be kinder to me than many of you thought. Ya.
I’ll be honest, I never liked you guys in the press. Our – our relationship was sometimes strained, pretentious, one might even say it was prodigal. You know.
No, no, I’m just speaking the truth, you know.
You guys would always sneak up on me like ‘gotcha’ questions like, Why are we going to war? Gotcha!
Why did you not respond to Hurricane Katrina? Gotcha!
What is your middle name? Gotcha!
I just wish someone would of told me that all you have to say is fake news over and over again. You know, that could be your answer for everything, yeah.
I gotta be honest, I hated walking into the press room. You know, Sam Donaldson. David Gregory. Jake Tapper. I call him “tap shoes.” Uh… you guys remember Helen Thomas? Helen Thomas ya? Helen Thomas scared the shit out of me. Until somebody pointed out that she had been dead since 1954, ya, you know, it’s true. It’s true. I’ll give her this though, Helen Thomas asked tougher questions as a dead woman than any man at Fox News can ask today. So uh… that is for the men left standing over there. Heck, they’re firing anchors over there are faster than you can say ‘hey, hot chocolate’.
Hey uh, did you all know I’m a painter now. And uh… ya… thank you. I got a uh… I got a whole book out called “Portraits in Courage,” it’s a best seller.
Apparently, I’m a better painter than a President. I’m working on a new series, I call it “Portraits in Not Courage,” and uh… here’s one I’m working on right now, it is a uh… it is a portrait of Donald Trump. And uh… as you can see I exhausted my palette of yellow and oranges. It’s a strange hue – it’s not – it’s not really orange or yellow. I mean, I got a new name for that color, they should just call it ‘Mar-a-Lago’. You know, ya, oh here’s a fashion update for you, Mr. Trump. The tie stops at the belt. Ok. Right here. A big, long tie that goes past your mid-thigh does not mean what you think it means.
In summation: the job of the presidency is difficult and as I look back at my eight years in office, and in my time away from the presidency I’ve accumulated a broad depth of knowledge. If I could distill it down to three words for this president, it would be this: Eat. A. Salad. So thank you, I’ll see you around ya.
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