Why, Son Why Did You So Much
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[Why, Son Why Did You So Much]
Hey there son, I’m sending your grandmother up to your room.
[Jason (Son):] Source: LYBIO.net
Be on your best behaviour. Oh, and don’t let her touch anything that’s ever had human semen on it. She’s very allergic.
I don’t – Dad?
Oh, hello Jason.
I see you’ve got one of those new frangled computer devices – oh it’s very nice.
[Son:] Source: LYBIO.net
Grandma! Grandma! Don’t – you – you don’t wanna touch that keyboard it’s uh display model. I – I better just put that (you know) away somewhere.
Oh, look at this –
Why this is just the nicest picture of your sister.
WAIT GRANDMA, NO!
OH MY GOD!
AHHH! OH MY HANDS! I need lotion. I need lotion for one of my hands.
I’LL GET YOU SOME, DON’T TOUCH THAT ONE! GRANDMA! LISTEN TO ME! GRANDMA, NO DON’T USE MY LOTION!
I TRIED TO WARN YOU!
OH MY GOD!
I’m gonna faint. I’m going to fall.
No, no don’t fall in front of the computer chair.
YOU’RE COVERED WITH SO MUCH SEMEN! I NEED TO STAND UP NOW!
GRANDMA! GRANDMA, WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON’T TOUCH THE SINK!
OH GOD! OH GOD!
HOW COULD YOU?
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
Why, son?! Why did you masturbate so much?!
I DON’T KNOW!
Oh the humanity!
If only I paid attention in church.
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